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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8]YouTube - Fever - Peggy Lee[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn-4fg0Mv44]YouTube - Meat Loaf Los Angeloser Official Music Video[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCsYQYoJ8A8]YouTube - Meat Loaf - 45 Seconds of Ecstasy[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pp66FNd54M&playnext=1&list=PLD541BCF8BD55220F]YouTube - Miranda Lambert - Only Prettier[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za0gWXJW1w]YouTube - Slaughter - Up All Night[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2uNl0648zQ]YouTube - Trixter - Give It To Me Good[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE&feature=related]YouTube - King Missile- Detachable Penis[/ame]
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi7of60jseE]YouTube - Jack Off Jill - American Made[/ame]
Give me some antiseptic
To wash this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain
Give me something pretty I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy and very strange
Give me a cake that I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven that I will break
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
Give me something easy that I can complicate
Something healthy that I can infect
Give me a mate in a crippled state
With Halloween teeth that I can break
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
American made
American grave
in an American grave
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Give me some antiseptic
To wash this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain
Give me something pretty I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy and very strange
Give me a cake that I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven that I will break
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
Give me something easy that I can complicate
Something healthy that I can infect
Give me a mate in a crippled state
With Halloween teeth that I can break
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Momma's apple pie got a cockroach in it
Burn the flag with a ***
Bake it up and we will
Tear them down
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you
Tear them down
My world is evil but American made
American made
American grave
in an American grave
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw&feature=related]YouTube - Aerosmith - Cryin'[/ame]
mal
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptQHAW2T5M]YouTube - Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump[/ame]
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