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UsaPride said:
You rock, Sweet P!!! I want it!! I want it!!
Well, it would be good if you're on a tight budget...Otherwise I'd go a bit more for on with a re-chargeable batt. In the end
you'll come out ahead $$ wise.
 
Mr. P said:
Well, it would be good if you're on a tight budget...Otherwise I'd go a bit more for on with a re-chargeable batt. In the end
you'll come out ahead $$ wise.
I would love a re-chargeable battery, but yeah, tight budget!!

Maybe if I pass out the hint for Christmas :D :D :D
 
I've got it pulled up. I have to make sure I can arrange it, but I really really want it!!!
Thanks again!!! You to, Joker :D
 
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, and then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,

Let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.
 
manu1959 said:
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, and then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,

Let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.
:terror: Here I came with the camera!
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
Hey sex kitten, you're back....
Purrrrrrrrrrrr!! ;)

Yes, had company for about an hour, can't be "pecking" while mom's here. For some reason she finds that offensive, LOL!! Can't imagine why :D
 
UsaPride said:
Purrrrrrrrrrrr!! ;)

Yes, had company for about an hour, can't be "pecking" while mom's here. For some reason she finds that offensive, LOL!! Can't imagine why :D
could be cause I call you sex kitten
 
UsaPride said:
Purrrrrrrrrrrr!! ;)

Yes, had company for about an hour, can't be "pecking" while mom's here. For some reason she finds that offensive, LOL!! Can't imagine why :D

is your mom hot too?
 
UsaPride said:
Purrrrrrrrrrrr!! ;)

Yes, had company for about an hour, can't be "pecking" while mom's here. For some reason she finds that offensive, LOL!! Can't imagine why :D


Short Stuff dumped us for family. See you never got in any of the pictures!
 
no1tovote4 said:
Short Stuff dumped us for family. See you never got in any of the pictures!
I got some pics I'm gonna post on here later, Maybe I'll put one of myself on
there. Anyone else wanna post some pics, maybe of their hot mom. hint hint.
 
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no1tovote4 said:
Short Stuff dumped us for family. See you never got in any of the pictures!
Hey, it was my mom, what can you do?! :D
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
I got some pics I'm gonna post on here later, Maybe I'll put one of myself on
there. Anyone else wanna post some pics, maybe of their hot mom. hint hint.
LOL!! NUT!!

Okay fellas, gotta run. The old man's home and I guess I need to rustle up some grub, LOL!!
See ya all tomorrow!!! :cool:
 
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