The government is murdering people and getting away with it!
Solution: A larger and more powerful government.
I have no idea what this is even referring to...sounds like you just tried to come up with something so you could find a place for your "larger government" cliche. The 'government' is murdering people? Who? American citizens? Brown people in war torn countries? What the **** are you even talking about?
The government is murdering people and getting away with it!
Solution: Repeal the 2nd Amendment that was designed to keep the government subservient to the People.
Again...what the **** are you talking about? lol
The government is controlled by the 1%!
Solution: Elect another Clinton.
What? Who says the government is "controlled" by the 1%? The government is actually controlled by the people...the people who elect them and pay their salaries. WTF are
you talking about? Your whole list reads like you were just making shit up while on the toilet, killing time as you squeezed out a steaming turd, along with your intellectual honesty.
There is too much money buying government!
Solution: Elect another Clinton and applaud Soros.
Money doesn't "buy" government, so your premise doesn't make any sense. (This is what happens when you just make shit up.) Yes, big corporations and the uber wealthy can influence policy to a certain degree, but....did you just write this one so you could use Soros' name? lol
We love America as much as you!
Solution: Burn the American flag.
lol, this one is so ******* retarded it isn't worth even commenting on. lol, jesus.
We are not socialists!
Solution: Occupy Wall St and almost nominate a self described socialist.
lol, you are a bit slow, aren't you? Occupy Wall Street is hardly the same thing as moderate democrats, ya silly ****.
Trumps wife proves he is dishonest!
Solution: Elect another Clinton.
Who is saying that Melania 'proves' Trump is dishonest? Are you just making shit up again? Anyone with an IQ above a grapefruit can tell that Trump is a dishonest hack simply from what he says. Except you, apparently.
GULLIBLE CHUMP ALERT!
Separation of Church and State must be protected!
Solution: Ban Christian prayer and teach Islam in public schools.
No one wants to 'teach Islam' in schools, unless it is part of some kind of religious study curriculum. Stop making shit up. And yes, religion belongs in a church, not a classroom. Take your rightist dreams of a theocracy and shove it up your ass. Better yet, move somewhere where your ideas are bit more accepted...like Saudi Arabia. Sounds like you would love it there. It's a rightist paradise.
Nuclear power is dangerous!
Solution: Put the worlds leading sponsor of terrorism on fast track to obtain nuclear weapons.
lol, right wing hysteria is truly a sight to behold. You sound like you listen to hate wing radio blowhards all day, every day.
Carbon emissions are destroying the planet!
Solution: kill the most reliable energy source that emits no carbon, nuclear power.
Not sure what you're referring to here. Probably something nutty and not based on fact, no doubt.
Manmade global warming is real and must be stopped!
Solution: fly hundreds of private jets to a climate conference and fly your private jet to the other side of the world to get an environmental award.
Funny point, but silly. Right wingers love fixating on this. What would you propose? Traveling by horse and sailboat? Don't answer that -- I can't handle any more of your retardation. I can already gleam from this stupidity that you think climate change is a "hoax" just like every other drooling conservative know-nothing jackass who couldn't read a scientific study if their life depended on it.
Bush going to war with Iraq is a war crime!
Solution: start wars with Libya and Syria.
I thought you chickenhawks love war though? Shouldn't you be
supporting Hillary? She does everything conservatives do...
Cigarettes are bad for you and must be outlawed!
Solution: Legalize drugs.
Yeah well, the science is pretty definitive when it comes to marijuana and its lack of negative health effects, and absolutely definitive when it comes to cigarettes. Ignore reality if you want, it's what you do anyway. At any rate, addicts are
sick and need
treatment, and should not be treated as criminals.
Homosexuals and women must be treated equally!
Solution: side with Islam.
This is the one and only fair point in your entire post. I really, really ******* hate it whenever I see liberals defending Islam.
Republicans are racists!
Solution: give people jobs and entry into universities based upon skin color.
Methinks you are a bit confuzzled about what
racism means there, champ.
A woman has the right to abort her child up to 9 months!
Solution: Putting murderers to death is cruel and causes them to suffer.
Saying that all democrats believe a woman has a right to an abortion up to 9 months is just about the most disingenuous thing you've written. Tell me, what's it like using such a large brush? Feel good, does it?
Most liberals are against the death penalty because the chances of killing someone who turned out to be innocent is unacceptably high, not to mention the fact that it costs WAY more than long prison sentences. Not that conservatives give a **** about that pesky stuff though...you guys want your death penalty and you want it bad, all while claiming to be "pro-life" which is just about the most pathological aspect about the conservative psyche. "Conservative logic."
The list goes on, feel free to add.
You get an A- for effort, but an F for execution. Oh well, maybe next time, squirt! I don't think these lists are your forte, you might want to stick with something you're a bit better at, like coloring books and watching cartoons.
