The First Europeans Were Black

[Paul Essien]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

 

[norwegen]

What happened to the blacks there?

Same old story? They got conquered?

 

[Moonglow]

What happened to the blacks there?

Same old story? They got conquered?

Yuk-yuk...

 

[TNHarley]

So the black europeans fucked a bunch of cave monkeys?

 

[toobfreak]

The First Europeans Were Black

Sorry Charlie, get your FACTS STRAIT from your whimsical thinking. Homo (Habilis or some variant thereof) entered Europe a million years ago, about 750,000 years after leaving Africa. He was a Caucasian, and his dark skin and hair were a product of protecting him from his environment as clothing would not be invented for almost another 900,000 - 950,000 years. Indians have dark skin too but they aren't Black either.

 

[aaronleland]

When people talk about whites stealing land I just blame our black ancestry. I'm like, "Look. I told ya' they steal."

 

[Meathead]

Having dark skin does not make someone a jungle bunny.

 

[AKIP]

What happened to the blacks there?

Same old story? They got conquered?

Conquered by whom.....they were the only ones there. Obviously, following the theory of natural selection, lighter skin produced higher survival rates and hence higher reproduction rates. No one got conquered, European climate and evolution favored lighter skin, via mutation and natural selection.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

How did they turn white?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Ya know this don't even make sense, you shave a monkey it's pink, so if a furless monkey was under the sun all day in Africa naturally it would change into being black.

 

[aaronleland]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

How did they turn white?

Jesus.

TADA!

 

[Wyatt earp]

I still want to know how blacks turned white, we all know a black guy and a white girl produces brown babies.

 

[skookerasbil]

lol........nobody cares

 

[AKIP]

Ya know this don't even make sense, you shave a monkey it's pink, so if a furless monkey was under the sun all day in Africa naturally it would change into being black.

So should we start calling whites hairless monkeys?

 

[Meathead]

How can the first European be in Britain? How did he get there?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Ya know this don't even make sense, you shave a monkey it's pink, so if a furless monkey was under the sun all day in Africa naturally it would change into being black.

So should we start calling whites hairless monkeys?

It doesn't bother me, now back to the OP how did blacks turn white?



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[RWNJ]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

No one cares.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

How did they turn white?

They went to Michael Jackson's Cosmetic Surgeon?

 

[aaronleland]

How can the first European be in Britain? How did he get there?

Europeans. One guy didn't just wander into Britain, and start laying eggs.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Early Briton had dark skin and blue eyes

How did they turn white?

They went to Michael Jackson's Cosmetic Surgeon?

Interesting so blacks had cosmetic surgeons 20,000 years ago?

But why would they want to be white if they were all black? Did they see a white rhinoceros and wanted to mimic them?