The Fairy and the Alien

[William Joyce]

Beautiful Fairy & a destitute Mexican refugee

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed -wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

. . . . . . . .





The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

And she disappeared

 

[midcan5]

You missed the postscript, he now works at Wal-Mart, where he is insured with Wal-mart as beneficiary, making minimum wage, and assigned to the loading dock as his bad teeth create a bad image for a corporation with no healthcare that makes billions and are at the top of the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest people. say la vee!

Oh, and if you shop there you can save maybe 180 dollars each month supporting this behemoth while the local small businesses go down the drain. Sorry forgot that item.

 

[rightwinger]

Beautiful Fairy & a destitute Mexican refugee

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed -wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

. . . . . . . .





The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

And she disappeared

Oh...I get it

I guess Mexicans are lazy and they get everything for free in this country, while white people have to work for everything they have. Our country has the deck stacked against white people

Thanks for pointing that out

 

[William Joyce]

Beautiful Fairy & a destitute Mexican refugee

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed -wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

. . . . . . . .





The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

And she disappeared

Oh...I get it

I guess Mexicans are lazy and they get everything for free in this country, while white people have to work for everything they have. Our country has the deck stacked against white people

Thanks for pointing that out

Almost. White people not only work for everything THEY have, they work for every the illegals have.

And as soon as your Black God Obama passes health care for illegals, you can add that to the tab!

 

[Anguille]

Beautiful Fairy & a destitute Mexican refugee

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed -wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

. . . . . . . .





The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

And she disappeared

More fairy tales from Billy Joyce.

Yawn

 

[rightwinger]

Thanks Willy

I never realized white people have it so bad in this country. Poor whites have to do all the work and everyone else gets everything for free.

 

[Sunni Man]

Great story William Joyce

And it's closer to the truth than most people are aware.

 

[BolshevikHunter]

Thanks Willy

I never realized white people have it so bad in this country. Poor whites have to do all the work and everyone else gets everything for free.

No, Actually the illegals will get all the passes, and your dumb ass will pay for it along with all us Whites. And of course many of them work very hard and are just trying to support their families. On the other hand, many are criminals who only brake our Laws, which all of them violated to get here, and fill our prisons.

No worries though, your hero Obama wants their tax revenue to help pay for his mentally deranged suicidal Socialist bills and policies. Amnesty for more taxes and more Votes are coming soon to a theater near everyone. ~BH

 

[midcan5]

Often when I read these fairy tales I wonder if there are not alternate Americas that each person occupies.

Or sometimes, just for a moment, I engage in the new wave conspiracy thinking. A black president must have set off a great many synapses, but unable to define what they feel or to even express it, they take a Freudian turn and project some back room conspiracy plan that keeps the people occupied with the trivial - dat bad old government - as the corporations rob and steal.

Look only at the marvel that healthcare has sunk to and you know ideas have power, even when they hurt the believer. Soon our healthcare, one of the worst in the industrial world, will stay as it is, bad, but we will all sing together hallelujah, we are saved! But from what, hopefully no one will wake to find out.

Anyway check out Joe sometimes, a fascinating look at another America or is that just America. Food for thought.

Joe Bageant: Cultural orphan of the class struggle

"When World War Two started 45% of Americans lived on farms or in farming based communities. Ten years after the war only 12% remained on farms, and not much later it dropped to six percent. And believe me, they did not all leave willingly.

The result is that we are into our third generation of underclass whites -- around 60 million of them. At one point in the 1950s when unions were at their peak, a large portion of these people briefly constituted a legitimate working class. Since then they have been ground back down into a malleable disposable work force with no real contours, no vision, no philosophy or principles of labor, zero negotiation regarding the price of their labor, and no avenues for self determination as individuals or as a class.

They are that great white unwashed that educated liberals just cannot get their heads around. Liberal audiences ask me, "Why are so many working class Americans non-union or anti-union?" Sometimes I reply that if you kick a dog hard enough and often enough, the dog will do any goddamned thing you want, whether it is "in his interests" or not. If the dog doesn't bite that union organizer, the poor fucking beast doesn't get fed at all."

 

[Harry Dresden]

Beautiful Fairy & a destitute Mexican refugee

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed -wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

. . . . . . . .





The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

And she disappeared

Oh...I get it

I guess Mexicans are lazy and they get everything for free in this country, while white people have to work for everything they have. Our country has the deck stacked against white people

Thanks for pointing that out

RW....its a Fucking Joke.....its almost like that in S.Cal.....but its a joke dude....laugh a little,its good for ya...

 

[Harry Dresden]

More fairy tales from Billy Joyce.

Yawn

another one.....its a joke....a little humor....

 

[Harry Dresden]

Often when I read these fairy tales I wonder if there are not alternate Americas that each person occupies.

Or sometimes, just for a moment, I engage in the new wave conspiracy thinking. A black president must have set off a great many synapses, but unable to define what they feel or to even express it, they take a Freudian turn and project some back room conspiracy plan that keeps the people occupied with the trivial - dat bad old government - as the corporations rob and steal.

Look only at the marvel that healthcare has sunk to and you know ideas have power, even when they hurt the believer. Soon our healthcare, one of the worst in the industrial world, will stay as it is, bad, but we will all sing together hallelujah, we are saved! But from what, hopefully no one will wake to find out.

Anyway check out Joe sometimes, a fascinating look at another America or is that just America. Food for thought.

Joe Bageant: Cultural orphan of the class struggle

"When World War Two started 45% of Americans lived on farms or in farming based communities. Ten years after the war only 12% remained on farms, and not much later it dropped to six percent. And believe me, they did not all leave willingly.

The result is that we are into our third generation of underclass whites -- around 60 million of them. At one point in the 1950s when unions were at their peak, a large portion of these people briefly constituted a legitimate working class. Since then they have been ground back down into a malleable disposable work force with no real contours, no vision, no philosophy or principles of labor, zero negotiation regarding the price of their labor, and no avenues for self determination as individuals or as a class.

They are that great white unwashed that educated liberals just cannot get their heads around. Liberal audiences ask me, "Why are so many working class Americans non-union or anti-union?" Sometimes I reply that if you kick a dog hard enough and often enough, the dog will do any goddamned thing you want, whether it is "in his interests" or not. If the dog doesn't bite that union organizer, the poor fucking beast doesn't get fed at all."

should have known....leave it up to the worlds biggest far left loon to turn a fucking joke into a political discourse,with quotes from some of his favorite Leftists.....hey i got a quote from a famous guy too......

"i scraped some Midcant off my shoe today"Cliff Clavin..........