The Devil and Barack Obama

Because if you were a person who actually did believe in science, you would know that a lot of work has been done with regard to archeology and the Bible, and a great deal of it has been shown to be based in fact.

But what you really mean is that you have nothing to add to the thread and thought you'd just kill a few braincells with a meaningless drive-by.

Yea, a mythical figure looking like a real person is history. I think Michele Bachmann looks like Medusa. See how rediculous this sounds.
wow, you really are stupid, aren't you?

Jesus was NOT a mythical person. A debate can be had based on the notion of his being the Son of God, but that he lived and existed isn't even a question anymore.

Well no.

Because there are really only 2 records that he "existed".

One is the bible.

The other is Titus Flavius Josephus.

And both are dubious at best.
 
We are indeed most deeply sorry and filled with regret and remorse that a random character actor we hired to play the role of Satan in that Bible scene happens to bear a resemblance to President Obama.

We are even sorrier that a bunch of thin-skinned liberals, many of whom don't believe in religion anyway, were so incredibly butthurt over such an inconsequential coincidence.

It may be necessary to not just pull that scene but to call in the writers so we can rewrite the Bible.

Amen.
 
We are indeed most deeply sorry and filled with regret and remorse that a random character actor we hired to play the role of Satan in that Bible scene happens to bear a resemblance to President Obama.

We are even sorrier that a bunch of thin-skinned liberals, many of whom don't believe in religion anyway, were so incredibly butthurt over such an inconsequential coincidence.

It may be necessary to not just pull that scene but to call in the writers so we can rewrite the Bible.

Amen.

Only lberals know how to twitter?

:doubt:

Satan was going to look like someone.

“History channel has the highest respect for President Obama,” the network said in a statement. “It's unfortunate that anyone made this false connection. History’s ‘The Bible’ is meant to enlighten people on its rich stories and deep history.”

It would be interesting to determine if the series becomes more or less popular because of the resemblence.


Given that conservatives tend to be more religious (Christians in the USA), one doesn't need much imagination to conclude that the series will be more popular with a Liberal-Satan, another stroke of casting genius for the producers.


Brilliant!

However I could be wrong: Has viewership dropped off precipitously since Satan-Obama appeared?
 
No liberal is outraged by it.That's way too strong a word to describe it. Amused by it, yes. Because fundies are funny and laughing at them is fun.

And the producers are lying about not realizing the resemblance, because they knew it would increase ratings among the the Right's base, who dance with snakes around their necks at church.
 
We are indeed most deeply sorry and filled with regret and remorse that a random character actor we hired to play the role of Satan in that Bible scene happens to bear a resemblance to President Obama.

We are even sorrier that a bunch of thin-skinned liberals, many of whom don't believe in religion anyway, were so incredibly butthurt over such an inconsequential coincidence.

It may be necessary to not just pull that scene but to call in the writers so we can rewrite the Bible.

Amen.

:clap2:
Grats..that one had me rolling.

I love a good laugh.
 
In Star Wars terminology we need to call him Darth Not-So-Serious....

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Sunday on THC was definitely a "There Is A God" moment and in this Age Of Obama we currently find ourselves in, you have to take them whenever and wherever you find them. You can betchyurbottom that all the members of the Board of Directors at A&E Networds got new anuses the first thing Monday morning, delivered via a phone connection originating at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 13 million people, plus or minus, saw Barack Obama cast as Satan Sunday night, and that is something our Narcissist In Chief does not take lightly. You may recall one story that ocurred in 2008, but only recently seeing the light of day when then Candidate Obama paid a visit to Rupert Murdoch, Head of Newscorp, and Roger Ailes, head of Fox News seeking a way to silence Sean Hannity only to be told by Mr Murdoch "Not to worry about Sean Hannity because anyone listening to Sean wasn't going to vote for you, anyway" at which point Campaign Press Director Robert Gibbs jumped to his feet and declared the meeting over. Obama didn't want Sean silenced because he didn't like hearing what Sean said, Obama didn't want anyone saying anything negative about him, whether he heard it or not. Obama is a man who insisted that at both Notre Dame University and Georgetown U that all statues, likenesses and inscriptions to a God other than he be covered, obfuscated, or otherwise obliterated before he would agree to speak there. Just today, Chuck Todd in Israel, a place safe from Air Force drone strikes or other forms of retribution from Obama, had the temerity to ask our Narcissist in Chief five questions about Obama's Middle East failures, to which Comrade Obama labeled Mr Todd as incorrigible.
As to whether the Devil will be written out of the future episodes of the THC production, "The Bible", or whether the actor playing the Devil will have his face obliterated or replaced with a likeness of George W Bush or Rush Limbaugh, or the entire series cancelled remains to be seen, one thing is sure, a repeat of Sunday's performance will not be tolerated by this White House. Remember the only person in jail, charged with any crime in the aftermath of the four Americans murdered in Benghazi is the producer of the anti Mohammed film trailer. Get ready to learn to love the Stasi, the KGB, the NKVD, and the Gestapo, because they're here to stay. When 82 per cent of New York City's high school graduates can't read or write upon graduation, what else can you expect? Asking them to recognize a budding Adolph Hitler or Joseph Stalin in the process of beginning to bloom would be too much to hope for, as a result we've got exactly the government we deserve. New York State implemented a tip line today, complete with a $500 reward for residents to use to turn in their neighbors for gun violations.
 
I wonder if Obama can sue the producers for using his likeness without his knowledge?
Maybe get John Edwards to represent the president.

And will this be the likeness of the president that goes up on Mt Rushmore?
A decision will have to be made soon since they are starting to prepare the site which is to be completed just as the president ends his second term.
 

Funny the right wing made the producers of "Game of Thrones" apologize when they saw that a decapitated head looked like President George W. Bush.

Now..they are filled with glee.

Gotta wonder..

Well not really. :eusa_whistle:

Maybe because that head WAS George W Bush.

Still, I thought it was stupid.

The fact that Obama looks like the guy that plays Satan in a show is purely coincidental. It's amusing to see the reaction.
 
Why does the right think this is some sign?


Its a sign that the director of the film is a wealthy republican

Why is it us joking about similitarities immediately means it's a sign.

If you think it's intentional you're a fool. I sincerely hope you arent one.
 
I just want to know why "The Bible" is on the History Channel and not Sci Fi.
Because if you were a person who actually did believe in science, you would know that a lot of work has been done with regard to archeology and the Bible, and a great deal of it has been shown to be based in fact.

But what you really mean is that you have nothing to add to the thread and thought you'd just kill a few braincells with a meaningless drive-by.

Yea, a mythical figure looking like a real person is history. I think Michele Bachmann looks like Medusa. See how rediculous this sounds.

Completely ridiculous. After all, Medusa had snakes for hair and no one knows what she looks like because anyone stupid enough to look her in the face turned to stone.
 
No liberal is outraged by it.That's way too strong a word to describe it. Amused by it, yes. Because fundies are funny and laughing at them is fun.

And the producers are lying about not realizing the resemblance, because they knew it would increase ratings among the the Right's base, who dance with snakes around their necks at church.

Yet you guys are here with faux outrange, while we are the ones joking and amused by it.
 

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