The Creative Compliment thread (for the boys)

[DStar777]

Strictly for fun:
Boys, come up with a creative compliment for a woman:
I'll start:
"You shouldn't wear your hair like that, it wrecks my concentration"

 

[1srelluc]

Is that a new buttplug, I can only see the end.

 

[Thunk]

You must have a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants

 

[lg325]

All the unemployed fashion models and you dress and look the way you do for free.

 

[DStar777]

Is that a new buttplug, I can only see the end.

Oh my. You don't actually say that to the woman do you??