Noam Chomsky is Gnome Crapsky
Stalinist, Sociopath, Dingleberry
Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee HeeI'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me
The longest e-mails I get are from cult followers of cult personalities Ayn Rand (Nazi Uberman theory meets Darwinism and Nietzschean selfishness) and Gnome Crapsky (Stalinist Sociopath). At best I skim them because they're pretty much the same - long dissertations of ideology and hero worship, insults to my intelligence and challenges I defend my positions to their satisfaction -- as if that were possible. The goal isn't to debate anything since these people's beliefs consume their brains like burning tar. It's their way to make me waste valuable time typing just to tell me I'm wrong. I couldn't care less about defending my beliefs, especially to nihilistic ideologues. And if there's anything more I hate than ideologues, it's sociopaths. Combine the two and all I see is red, also the color of Gnome's ideology.
My favorite cultist argument is that I can't judge a putz like Gnome until I've read and fully understood everything he's written. The circular logic is that I can't have an opinion without knowing the facts, and if I don't agree once I do there's something wrong with me because the truth is obvious. It's the left-wing version of the bible thumper's who's-on-first routine of "It's true because it's in the bible, and it's in the bible because it's true". Believe you me, I've heard and read enough crap from Crapsky to know the man is a sack of crap
Gnome calls himself an anarcho-syndicalist but it's a fancy label he uses to deflect from his real ideology of stalinism, which he claims not to be, yet he enthusiastically approves and promotes its history, practitioners and ideology. You are what you are, not what you say you are. Gnome cares as much about racism, worker's rights, women's issues and the homeless as a rapist does foreplay. It's all part of the lie. Figures like Crapsky are easily defined by their words and actions, along with their friends and enemies, not the excuses and rationalizations they come up with once caught literally red-handed.
Where I once thought of The Crapper as an intellectual coward and hypocrite, I now see him as a pathological liar and an apologist for every repressive butcher who sang "The Internationale". He goes way beyond equivalence in his arguments against capitalism and the United States. He denies transgressions on the part of communist butchers like Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao. Everything is the fault of the United States and its allies. Everything.
I'm sure Crap Sack pissed his pants in joy when the Twin Towers fell. Gnome doesn't present the other side of history as points of information or inducements for debate - it's a PR campaign for an agenda that's built on lies. Anarcho-syndicalism my ass. He's also a Jewish supporter of Holocaust Revisionism, of all things.
Gnome's followers, mostly belligerent, over-educated middle class white kids for whom conspiracy theories are currency of knowledge and therefore power and independence, take it to mean something that Gnome is a MIT Professor of Linguistics, his major work on theories of innate human language learning abilities. Does he teach or have time to teach anymore? This makes him as much of a scholar of political theory as the school janitor, but for arguments' sake let's assume his expertise is based on an insightful mastery of the logic of language, as if Gnome's qualified to know a lie when he hears one. That might work, except he's one of the most ideological, hypocritical, shrill, sound bite spewing, droning and uncivil people to ever walk the earth.
