Socialist: After the revolution we will all have big homes.The best part of an electric car is the nut behind the wheel.
Great says the recruit.
Socialist: After the revolution we will all have nice cars.
GREAT says the recruit!
Socialist: And after the revolution we will all have Ebikes.
Recruit says, "but I like my regular bike"
Socialist says: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER, AFTER THE REVOLUTION YOU'LL TAKE YOUR GOD DAMNED EBIKE AND LIKE IT OR ELSE!