The bears and the salmon.

[anotherlife]

Bears always liked salmon, and they spend most of their time at the rivers, fishing. Or not. Apparently they have abandoned their healthy lifestyle, and moved out of the forest to the streets, where they eat the trash people toss. The rivers are overflowing with swarming salmon, still the bears find it a lot easier to eat our trash instead. What's wrong with them?

 

[Mr. H.]

Simple. They're Liberal bears.

 

[longknife]

Why complain? As more salmon reach the spawning grounds, more will return to the sea to fill the nets of the Japanese fishing fleets. What are you? An anti environmentalist?