The Bay Leaf Conspiracy

[xotoxi]

I am making something right now which calls for a single bay leaf.

The leaf is dry and as stiff as a board, and after boiling in water for an hour, it will remain as stiff as a board.

How much flavor could one piece of cardboard give to a soup?

I think that there is a conspiracy amongst bay leaf growers and recipe writers to make sure that bay leaves are included in most recipies, and then the profits of the sales of bay leaves are split amongst the conspirators.

What a SCAM!!!

 

[random3434]

Hello xotoxi:


As you may well know, Bay Leaves have been slowly taking over the stoves of good, hard working, TRUE Americans since 1998. The Masons have been growing them in a secret farm located off of I 70 in a state I can't, for reasons that the Illuminati has sworn me to, not tell you.

But this vid will explain everything. Be afraid, and stock up on soup stock NOW!


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr83yIyCrsI[/ame]

 

[Samson]

I've heard that Obama Bin Laden is Hiding with Big Foot on a Bay Leaf Farm somewhere in Oregon.