The Bar is Open...

Eve said:
Liability said:
'Tis better to open bars

than to be behind them.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.:cool:
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ALMOST the same line, but with a slight twist:

I'd rather have a FREE bottle in front of me

than a PRE-frontal lobotomy.

Either way, it's one of the classics.
 
A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts...

My contribution to today's quotes. :)

I see you've re-opened in a new location, Mal. Like what you've done with the place.
 
Liability said:
Norm enters

Crowd: NORM!!

Woody: How's it goin', Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Poor.

Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Peterson.

Norm: No, Woody. POUR!
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God I loved that show.
 
xotoxi said:
RadiomanATL said:
Dis said:
:mad: Pardon me while I go find my flipping you off smiley. I have several - I need just the right one. :eusa_angel:

(You do know a LI is almost straight alcohol, right?) Long Island Iced Tea recipe

Floofy, my ass. (Or foo-foo)
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LOL. No offense...


Yeah, I know the recipe, and I know it's straight alcohol with a splash of coke. My thing is that if a drink has more that 3 ingredients then its too foo-foo for me.
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Ingredient #1: Single malt scotch
Ingredient #2: Ice
Ingredient #3: A glass

So that is only three ingredients...good.
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Since no part of the glass is to be consumed, it does not count as an ingredient.

JBeukema said:
RadiomanATL said:
Dis said:
Males are such simpletons. :eusa_hand: :D
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My thing is if it takes more than 5 seconds to make, then it's not worth it.
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''


They don't take long to make if you know what you're doing and where your liquors are.
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I've seen a bartender hold three bottles in one hand, two in the other and pour the five liquors in about three seconds.

JBeukema said:
pics_drinking-heavily.jpg
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I wonder if that cork puller was broken to make that picture. The handles usually travel together on those dudes.

editec said:
del said:
xotoxi said:
Ingredient #1: Single malt scotch
Ingredient #2: Ice
Ingredient #3: A glass

So that is only three ingredients...good.
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what is this ice you speak of?
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To real lovers of scotch?

It's an affront to GOD.
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The first sample of a new single malt is always neat with me. Some taste better with the ice...but some are better without it.

Liability said:
SCOTCH me!

Johnny Walker -- make it GOLD! A double. Rocks.
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Try Blue.
 
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xotoxi said:
RadiomanATL said:
Dis said:
:mad: Pardon me while I go find my flipping you off smiley. I have several - I need just the right one. :eusa_angel:

(You do know a LI is almost straight alcohol, right?) Long Island Iced Tea recipe

Floofy, my ass. (Or foo-foo)
Click to expand...

LOL. No offense...


Yeah, I know the recipe, and I know it's straight alcohol with a splash of coke. My thing is that if a drink has more that 3 ingredients then its too foo-foo for me.
Click to expand...

Ingredient #1: Single malt scotch
Ingredient #2: Ice
Ingredient #3: A glass

So that is only three ingredients...good.
Click to expand...

why do you wreck a perfectly good single malt by putting ice in it.....
 
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