The anti-Obamacare chain email

[Centrism'sVoice]

Dear friend and fellow American,

The Obama White House is planning a socialized medicine scheme to ration health care and euthanize everyone over 65. Only you, the voter, can stop this disaster. Here's how it works:

1. Put your middle finger on the tip of your nose.
2. Say the name of your Congressman.
3. That Congressman will vote against the Obamacare bill, IF
4. You copy this letter and send it to 25 other people.

If you don't send this letter to all your loser friends, something horrible will happen to you like:

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Thursday. She had recently received this email and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of fecal matter, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.​

This Could Happen To YOU!!!

Or maybe this:

Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got this email in his inbox and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car, and so was his mother. They both died and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.​

This Could Happen To You!!!

Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just forward this email, Obamacare will fail, and everything will be OK.

 

[Jay Canuck]