The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
This is one of the funniest threads EVAH!

 

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
This is one of the funniest threads EVAH!

That's always a nice thing to hear.

 

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Now New & Improved with Sanitized Tape Worms!

I'm glad they sanitized them/

 

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Dante soap.

 

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lol. I had that one in my bathroom for a while.

 

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Yet another soda swilling baby:

Honestly, I used both 7-up and flat cola in my babies' bottles when they were little and had upset tummies. We lived 30 miles from the nearest hospital, and when a baby is puking and crapping, that's what we used to keep them hydrated.

 

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Yet another soda swilling baby:

Honestly, I used both 7-up and flat cola in my babies' bottles when they were little and had upset tummies. We lived 30 miles from the nearest hospital, and when a baby is puking and crapping, that's what we used to keep them hydrated.

It was the 50's version of Gatorade.

 

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The bloody little monster in his..chest:

 

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A Russian bride??

Commies!

 

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Wth?

 

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Wth?

I know.

That's gotta be the strangest vodka ad since the Absolute Penis Envy ad.

 

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Are they saying if you drink their vodka you can win a Russian slave girl?

 

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Are they saying if you drink their vodka you can win a Russian slave girl?

lol.

Sorta looks like that to me.

Or a woman who likes to be on her knees a lot.

 

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