That does it! I'm starting a cult! :)

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We're worshippers of the star, called the Sun. We have no rulebook to obey, no condemnations of others, no set bedtime or get-up times, can eat whatever you want, do whatever you want (so long as what you do doesn't deny another their free will to do the same,) and while we have no notion of an afterlife or rewards for good behaviour we assert that the here and now is Paradise. So you can either make it better, or make it worse, or leave it the way you found it when you showed up.

- no holy book and we actively oppose any coming to be since rulebooks are fraught with problems
- no code of behaviour beyond 'live and let live,' and 'don't be a dick.' :)
- everyone's welcome unless in violation of the no dicks rule above.
- no clergy, no official interpreters of God's will (it's a star kids, it can't talk.)
- Paradise is this world now so treat it as such.
- no dues or tithes though "tithing" to your immediate community makes it more like Paradise doesn't it?
- no places of worship. Wanna commune with the star-deity, look up during the day...Be sure you're squinting or wearing eye-protection our god doesn't like being leered at and may strike you blind for it. ;)
 
I m a Pastafarian Man who claims his religion forces him to wear a sieve on his head given permission to wear one on his official identity card picture Daily Mail Online
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We're worshippers of the star, called the Sun. We have no rulebook to obey, no condemnations of others, no set bedtime or get-up times, can eat whatever you want, do whatever you want (so long as what you do doesn't deny another their free will to do the same,) and while we have no notion of an afterlife or rewards for good behaviour we assert that the here and now is Paradise. So you can either make it better, or make it worse, or leave it the way you found it when you showed up.

- no holy book and we actively oppose any coming to be since rulebooks are fraught with problems
- no code of behaviour beyond 'live and let live,' and 'don't be a dick.' :)
- everyone's welcome unless in violation of the no dicks rule above.
- no clergy, no official interpreters of God's will (it's a star kids, it can't talk.)
- Paradise is this world now so treat it as such.
- no dues or tithes though "tithing" to your immediate community makes it more like Paradise doesn't it?
- no places of worship. Wanna commune with the star-deity, look up during the day...Be sure you're squinting or wearing eye-protection our god doesn't like being leered at and may strike you blind for it. ;)

aren't you a jew already.
 
We're worshippers of the star, called the Sun. We have no rulebook to obey, no condemnations of others, no set bedtime or get-up times, can eat whatever you want, do whatever you want (so long as what you do doesn't deny another their free will to do the same,) and while we have no notion of an afterlife or rewards for good behaviour we assert that the here and now is Paradise. So you can either make it better, or make it worse, or leave it the way you found it when you showed up.

- no holy book and we actively oppose any coming to be since rulebooks are fraught with problems
- no code of behaviour beyond 'live and let live,' and 'don't be a dick.' :)
- everyone's welcome unless in violation of the no dicks rule above.
- no clergy, no official interpreters of God's will (it's a star kids, it can't talk.)
- Paradise is this world now so treat it as such.
- no dues or tithes though "tithing" to your immediate community makes it more like Paradise doesn't it?
- no places of worship. Wanna commune with the star-deity, look up during the day...Be sure you're squinting or wearing eye-protection our god doesn't like being leered at and may strike you blind for it. ;)

aren't you a jew already.

Know how many "cults" were begun by Jews? :)
 
Besides, Jesus started a cult called Christianity despite being a Jew. :)
 
Well, Delta. Starting a cult is probably your best chance of getting anyone to listen to you or take you seriously so knock yourself out.
 
The Paradise Now cult---yep, even has the eery cult-like vibe to its name.
 
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