I can call it whatever I want.
Absolutely. What you can't do is expect others to take you seriously when you play stupid.
Him...."playing stupid"????
The concept of irony has spent the entirety of its existence waiting for you to come along and give it meaning.
is also!.... I think it might be a DNC talking points memo under the title "When they beat the shit out of you, find something insignificant to deflect with"..... who can argue this, if it isn't spelling or something else unobserved, that last "DELUSIONAL:" is always justified!