Which side of the fence
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesnt buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesnt eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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Your test is faulty and biased.
"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesnt buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. "
"If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesnt eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. "
Take these 2 examples.
guns and vegetarians
I know lots of liberals who own guns
I know even more liberals who are NOT opposed to gun ownership but think gun registration and mandatory gun safety courses are a good idea.
and most liberals are NOT vegetarians though they probably eat healthier diets than most coons
so far
you have presented 2 NON-truths and used them as "evidence" of the evils of ALL Liberals.
I note also that you left out POT
most liberals would probably support the legalization of pot and allow each citizen the freedom to choose for himself. While most cons want to BAN and CRIMINALIE pot with EXTREME punishments doled out to users.
"If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life."
he had better because you cons would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights
"If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. "
why not?
he needs to defend his basic rights against cons who would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights
"If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. "
there is no evidence of this.
You are now just making up lies.
of course....you're conservative....I EXPECT you to make up lies.
"If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels."
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. "
1. the talk show hosts in question use lies, fear tactics and hate to rile up stupid conservatives like you into a dangerous frenzy.
dangerous to liberals....
I am under the impression that the legislation to stop this type of unethical behavior is merely to force them them to stop using lies and hate to cause you to want to kill liberals.
2. the talk show hosts in question (and cons in general) are guilty of the same thing.
limbaugh, for example, has quite often urged his listeners to
a. BOYCOTT said liberal or democrat in order to crush him
b. call/write letters to sponsors or networks who poromote liberal shows in attempts to get them removed.
which amounts to the same thing; cons wanting to shut down their opponents.
"If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) "
you keep lying...
are you unable to tell the truth?
most liberals are religious
however most liberals believe in seperation of church and state and do NOT believe that YOUR christian religion should be the 1 government approved religion and should NOT be mandated as law of the land.
we believe that you have the right to your primitive superstitions but you shold NOT be forcing them on OUR children/
" If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it."
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. "
conservatives tend to eat unhealthy foods
and MOST of them refuse to diet and exercise
the result?
as they age they get fatter and fatter
and develope back and leg and heart and lung problems
for which they trudge off to the doctors WEEKLY!
and it doesn't cost them any money because....they rely on MEDICARE and MEDICAID and INSURANCE!
in other words....they expect EVERYOE ELSE to pay for their IRRESPONSINLE LIFESTYLES.
"If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh."
of course.
it's full of misinformation and biased attacks
"A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". "
of course...
it's full of misinformation and biased attacks.