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"Here’s the strategy: Cruz will focus on friendly territory in Indiana, while the “moderate” Kasich focuses on friendly territory in Oregon and New Mexico. How the rest of the states get divvied up is anyone’s guess, as is how much money Kasich will have on hand for the states he’s supposed to lure away from media-saturated Trumpism.
This is a political superhero team assembled out of a kill-priced remainder bin of bad ideas. There hasn’t been a sadder or less formidable duo since the Wonder Twins on the old Super Friends cartoon – two kids from another planet whose superpowers involved one turning into forms of water and the other turning into shapes of animals.
Only in this case you have John Kasich, who takes the form of a perpetually peevish dad who looks like the only thing he wants to say at a podium is, Hey, kids, quit playin’ grab-ass and take a knee, before “moderately” suggesting we start the third world war in the Middle East.
His partner, Cruz, takes the shape of whatever the guy from Duck Dynasty thinks is most likely to prevent a Muslim apocalypse and start the Christian one."
Ted Cruz and John Kasich's plan to stop Trump is months too late – and hypocritical | Jeb Lund
I just herd both Cruz and Kasich are hurting for money and this plan they hatched is one of desperation. The plan itself is a cockamamie idea where each candidate wants the other to prevail so they can join forces to thwart Trump.
This is a political superhero team assembled out of a kill-priced remainder bin of bad ideas. There hasn’t been a sadder or less formidable duo since the Wonder Twins on the old Super Friends cartoon – two kids from another planet whose superpowers involved one turning into forms of water and the other turning into shapes of animals.
Only in this case you have John Kasich, who takes the form of a perpetually peevish dad who looks like the only thing he wants to say at a podium is, Hey, kids, quit playin’ grab-ass and take a knee, before “moderately” suggesting we start the third world war in the Middle East.
His partner, Cruz, takes the shape of whatever the guy from Duck Dynasty thinks is most likely to prevent a Muslim apocalypse and start the Christian one."
Ted Cruz and John Kasich's plan to stop Trump is months too late – and hypocritical | Jeb Lund
I just herd both Cruz and Kasich are hurting for money and this plan they hatched is one of desperation. The plan itself is a cockamamie idea where each candidate wants the other to prevail so they can join forces to thwart Trump.
