Team Obama Preparing for Biden Meltdown

[CrusaderFrank]

Jim Messina, BarackObama.com info@barackobama.com
12:58 PM (55 minutes ago)

Friend --

Whatever happens at the vice presidential debate tonight, we need to respond quickly and forcefully."

Translation: Biden is a complete ******* moron and the only reason he's still on the ticket is first Hillary told Barry to **** himself when he offered her VPOTUS before the DNC Convention and second, Biden turned down Obama's offer to visit Benghazi on 9/11. We know he'll **** up, it's just a question of degree and we're trying to get out in front of the Biden Meltdown

 

[Sinjorri]

Democratic Slogan for tonite "whatever happens at the VP debate, STAYS at the VP debate"

Id hate to be the janitor tonite. Lots of blood on the floor, walls, ceiling.

 

[AmyNation]

I admit, I'm excited to hear what crazy stuff comes out of Bidens mouth. I think this debate will have a much bigger viewing audience than the last presidental one.

 

[GoneBezerk]

Democraps show they are dumbasses by holding this debate near coal country when Ryan is going bring up the liberal EPA attack on coal jobs.

 

[TNHarley]

Democraps show they are dumbasses by holding this debate near coal country when Ryan is going bring up the liberal EPA attack on coal jobs.

Bidens response " COAL? EPA?" lol..

 

[Liability]

The Obama campaign has a dilemma.

On the one hand:

If they want to stop the damage The ONE himself inflicted via his own hideous debate performance, then they need to root FOR Biden to do a superior performance tonight.

But, on the other hand:

If the former dumbest man in the U.S. Senate does too well, he will VASTLY outshine the President, and that only reminds the voters of how atrociously The ONE performed in the first debate.

Oh well. Pick your poison.

 

[Cassandro]

Don't underestimate Biden; he is an expert "hatchet man". Ryan should counter this by continually asking him about the Benghazi fiasco. The most Biden can say is that he didn't know about it, which will make him look like an even bigger fool.

 

[koshergrl]

I always enjoy watching Biden. I think he will engage Ryan...

But I still think Ryan will mop the floor with him.

It won't be in the same way that Romney mopped with Obama, though. Biden is always going to have something to say!

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Biden:

"Three letter word... COAL"

I love Biden.

 

[koshergrl]

"Three-letter word...JOBS"

HAHAHAHA

 

[CrusaderFrank]

“The middle class has been buried the last four years" -- Joe Biden 10/2/2012

 

[Dr.House]

Democraps show they are dumbasses by holding this debate near coal country when Ryan is going bring up the liberal EPA attack on coal jobs.

Bidens response " COAL? EPA?" lol..

Biden's response: "Could you spell EPA for me please? Want to write that one down and research it a bit more."

 

[007]

Paul Ryan = Einstein

Joe Biden = Groucho Marx

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Paul Ryan = Einstein

Joe Biden = Groucho Marx

You give Biden too much credit.

I would have gone with Harpo Marx.

 

[007]

Paul Ryan = Einstein

Joe Biden = Groucho Marx

You give Biden too much credit.

I would have gone with Harpo Marx.

I wouldn't be surprised if 'gaffe a minute smokin' joe' followed up his statements with this...

 

[Liability]

Paul Ryan = Einstein

Joe Biden = Groucho Marx

You give Biden too much credit.

I would have gone with Harpo Marx.

Or, perhaps more accurately, the LESSER of Shemp Howard, Joe Besser or Joe DeRita.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Paul Ryan = Einstein

Joe Biden = Groucho Marx

You give Biden too much credit.

I would have gone with Harpo Marx.

Or, perhaps more accurately, the LESSER of Shemp Howard, Joe Besser or Joe DeRita.

How about Curly Howard in his last appearance?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4ujI-EOMk]Last Appearance of Curly and The Only 4 Stooges Appearance - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Skull Pilot]

Bozo Biden has been in hiding for over a week now.

I can just picture him strapped to a chair being conditioned not to say anything stupid like Alex in A Clockwork Orange

 

[TruthSeeker56]

First it was Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.

Tonight, Paul Ryan will be talking to the same empty chair.

 

[JimH52]

Biden is a much better debater than any of the other candidates. He will do very well and Ryan will have to admit his planned killing of Medicare. Or he might do the 180 degree turn around like his Morman partner and deny everything.