i take it back.
perhaps it's all a front for her diabolical scheme to become richer than god. she's figured out how stupid half the american populace is, and knows that if she keeps feeding them the same lines they want to hear over and over again, they'll supply her with an unlimited supply of revenue. no, not even the presidency is lucrative enough for her. soon she'll merely have to write a book about the shit she took yesterday, and the lemmings will shell out 30 bucks a copy for it.
once again, if youre a tea bagger, i'm not saying you have homosexual tendencies, i'm just saying you probably like to perform oral sex on men.