Tasters wanted...

[dmp]

No Shit.

Sperm Tester Wanted - Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site.

The test product is 100% vegetarian.

Links at..uh...the link:

http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=26040&hilite=

 

[GotZoom]

I guess you were Googling......vegetarian....or...apple...or..... when you came across this.

No pun intended.

 

[dmp]

I guess you were Googling......vegetarian....or...apple...or..... when you came across this.

No pun intended.

was looking for 'wine of the month' and typo'd 'wine for the mouth'

 

[misterblu]

I'm sure they have no shortage of 'applicants'.

 

[Joz]

.... The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.
The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour.

One of Mm's bandmembers was told by a woman that she heard that if a guy ate pineapple for a few days.......
Possibly one of the better 'pick-up lines'?

Apple isn't gonna fly. How about chocolate???

 

[Nienna]

How about chocolate???

I believe that has been suggested before on this board.

 

[dmp]

Apple isn't gonna fly. How about chocolate???

That'd make Vasectomies obsolete.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Does that mean that Mayor Nagin is really popular with the ladies?

 

[Joz]

Does that mean that Mayor Nagin is really popular with the ladies?

.........

:spank3: .........

 

[Joz]

That'd make Vasectomies obsolete.

Not really. Vasectomies are for the wigglers.

 

[dmp]

Not really. Vasectomies are for the wigglers.

But they would no longer be required - because if ManJuice tasted like Chocolate, there'd be a 99% redux in intercourse.

 

[Mr. P]

Matt might volunteer.

 

[Joz]

But they would no longer be required - because if ManJuice tasted like Chocolate, there'd be a 99% redux in intercourse.

:teeth:
I'd say something, but I'm speechless.

 

[Mr. P]

:teeth:
I'd say something, but I'm speechless.

Mouth FULL of...errrr ahhhhh ummmm Chocolate?

Sorry Joz....

 

[Abbey Normal]

Mouth FULL of...errrr ahhhhh ummmm Chocolate?

Sorry Joz....

On Joz's behalf:

 

[Mr. P]

On Joz's behalf:

Be easy on me, she stuck her foot in it.:rotflmao:

 

[GotZoom]

Be easy on me, she stuck her foot in it.:rotflmao:

Foot in mouth?

Um......

 

[Abbey Normal]

Foot in mouth?

Um......

 

[dmp]

Foot in mouth?

Um......

..that's no way to get chocolate...

 

[GotZoom]

..that's no way to get chocolate...

Don't tell a podophiliiac that.