Desperate, aren't you. Actually we are punished for being married. If we didn't have a marriage license the state would give us more benefits because they determine benefits by combined income. You keep trying, though. It's amusing watching you spin your wheels.
No need to lie just to hide you wanted the beneies.
Employment benefits—health insurance, family leave, bereavement leave
Family benefits:
Adoption rights and joint foster care rights
The right to a portion of jointly owned property upon separation or divorce
Government benefits:
Social Security benefits (you may receive your spouse’s Social Security benefits if you are at least 62 or if you are caring for a child under the age of 16)
Medicare
Disability benefits
Tax and estate planning benefits:
The marital tax deduction (you are allowed to transfer any asset to your spouse at any time without paying taxes on that asset)
The option to file joint tax returns, which is especially beneficial If one spouse earns significantly more than the other
The right to inherit your spouse’s estate without paying an estate tax
The right to visit your spouse in the hospital
The right to make medical decisions for an incapacitated spouse
The right to participate in burial and funeral arrangements