Stressor Transference

[William Joyce]

http://www.dowz.net/articles/stressor.html

 

[Dan]

BRAVO! May this crazy train never derail!

My favorite bits...

The author shows his sensibility and reliability with this nugget on Vanessa Jackson (who is that, by the way?):

She's a ******, I figure, and ******* do crazy shit. Always have, always will.

Ah, the pacifist bigot. So confused.

And, as usual, it finally goes off the deep end:

New York Times ****** Jayson Blair managed to generate, if we could quantify them somehow, millions of units of ****** stress, almost all of which were successfully transferred. Granted, some of the stress landed on the Jews who run the Times, which oughtn't concern us. But observe. Howell Raines, the White (though traitorous) editor, had to step down from his job. Newsrooms across the country were sent into a tizzy, analyzing their systems to determine how they might prevent a Blairing. A White freelancer in New Jersey somewhere got stressed out over Blair's ******-besmirchment of her work. Being White, she actually cared that her sources were quoted accurately. Blair, the ******, didn't. Stress, stressor transference. Blair is now writing a book, I understand. He won't be escorted onto a ship and taken to Africa, as we would expect in any rational, civilized society. He will cash in. Jews will be there to guide him, rest assured.

Once again, a hilarious read, we should move these to the humor section.