Adam's Apple
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- Apr 25, 2004
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A man had been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day he was on the beach, and out of nowhere this beautiful woman appeared in a wetsuit. She walked over to the man and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
He replied, "About 10 years."
She reached over, unzipped her left zipper, pulled out a cigarette and lighter and gave it to him. He lit the cigarette, took a couple drags, and said, "I've missed this."
She then asked, "How long has it been since you've had a beer?"
He said, "The same, about 10 years."
She reached over, unzipped her right zipper, pulled out a beer and gave it to him.
He opened it, took a couple drinks, and said, "That's good beer."
She then unzipped the long zipper in the middle to her patch and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a real good time?"
The man got really excited and asked, "You have golf clubs in there, too???"
He replied, "About 10 years."
She reached over, unzipped her left zipper, pulled out a cigarette and lighter and gave it to him. He lit the cigarette, took a couple drags, and said, "I've missed this."
She then asked, "How long has it been since you've had a beer?"
He said, "The same, about 10 years."
She reached over, unzipped her right zipper, pulled out a beer and gave it to him.
He opened it, took a couple drinks, and said, "That's good beer."
She then unzipped the long zipper in the middle to her patch and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a real good time?"
The man got really excited and asked, "You have golf clubs in there, too???"
