NOW lets see your ******* tax returns, you no good sob!
If I was Trump, I would promise to hand over my lifetime of tax returns for the lefty media to use against me, and set a date for next week sometime. When that date came around, I would then let the media know that I was just kidding, and that I just wanted to waste some of their time. Then, I would tell them that I really will hand them all over next week, and then I would set a date and do the prank all over again.
This could be a blast, since we know that no matter what the tax returns say, the left is going to find a way to show how his tax returns prove that he is a rotten SOB. I can't imagine why Trump would ever hand any tax returns over, considering that the reason why the left wants them so badly has nothing to do with informing the public, and everything to do with finding some new way to smear him.