BREAKING NEWS!!! Scientists have discovered a new deadly virus Kierbyn 20
If you are suffering from any of the following symptoms you will need to be treated as soon as possible luckily there is a cure. See below for details.
2. Believe that you really have something useful to say
3. Talk crap
4. Push to end lockdown but have nothing constructive to offer but pass the buck
5. Convinced that you could do a better job
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO !!!
Thankfully this can be treated and you will need to contact your local Conservative party immediately where this can be cured by a simple procedure known as a Blue Rinse please ensure that you bring a change of clothing as all contaminated clothing needs to be disposed of.
Please let’s help anyone showing symptoms and let them know that they need to Back Boris.