Song Farts

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

She Blinded Me with Farts (Thomas Dolby)

Mmm - but she blinded me with farts
"She blinded me with farts!"
And failed me in flatology
Yeah-eah!

Sounds like my husband! ^^^^^

"The Last Thing I Farted The First Thing This Morning" -- Willie Nelson

 

[bluzman61]

"Fart Ache Tonight" - The Eagles

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

"This Fart Is Your Fart, This Fart Is My Fart" -- Woodie Guthrie

 

[bluzman61]

"Fart Beat" - Buddy Holly

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

"Fart Magic Woman" -- Santana

 

[Cassy Mo]

Puff, the Magic Fart - Peter, Paul, and Mary

 

[bluzman61]

"How Can You Mend A Broken Fart" - The Bee Gees

 

[Cassy Mo]

The Tracks of My Farts - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

The Way We Farted - Barbara Streisand

Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we farted

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to fart once again
Tell me, would we?
Could we?

 

[Cassy Mo]

Nowhere to Fart - Martha and the Vandellas

 

[bluzman61]

"Two Farts" - Phil Collins

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Old MacDonald Had a Fart

Old MacDonald had a fart
Ee i ee i o
With a fart-fart here
And a fart-fart there
Here a fart, there a fart
Everywhere a fart-fart
Old MacDonald had a fart
Ee i ee i o

 

[bluzman61]

"The Fart of the Matter" - Don Henley

 

[BackAgain]

Fart Gump

That’s a song?

 

[Blossom]

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

That’s a song?

.

It's as much of a song as certain internet trolls are human.

Sorry for going off topic.

.

 

[The Duke]

The Fart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and The News

The Fart of Rock and Roll is still beatin'

And from what I've seen, I believe 'em

Now the Oboe may be barely breathin',

But the Fart of Rock and Roll, Fart of Rock and Roll is stil queefin', yeah!

 

[bluzman61]

"Fart of Glass" - Blondie

 

[Blossom]

 

[bluzman61]

"My Fart Will Go On" - Celine Dion