Obama draws a red line.
Syria (supposedly) crossed the red line and used chem weapons.
Obama says 'we're gonna git you'.
(Practically) no one agrees with Obama.
Obama herps.
Obama says 'congress, vote'.
Two outcomes: congress says yes, Obama is covered; congress says no, Obama blames GOP (oh come on, you know he would, it's his m.o.) and is covered.
Beta Barry derps. "I never said anything about a red line, someone else said that."
Kerry spouts off-handed remark.
Putin seizes the opportunity within the hour and offers a non-military solution.
Beta Barry: herps and derps (why didn't HE suggests this as a solution? I thought the "anti war" president preferred the diplomatic route)
Obama spin machine goes into overdrive. "He meant for Kerry to say that, he knew what Putin would do"; "Syria was shaking in its boots over a possible "very, very small strike" so of course they agreed to Putin's offer; blah, blah, blah.
Obama says a U.S. strike is still a go if Syria backs out of deal. Oh wait, no we won't strike. Oh now Kerry says we will strike.
Beta Barry looks like the incompetent buffoon that he is and also makes the U.S. look weak.
While all this is going on, the U.S. is arming the rebels, the rebels that include AQ terrorists. <blink, blink>
Shit.