Since blaming George W. Bush for everything has long lost its impact, it's now time for the left-wing lunatic fringe to come up with a new villain to blame for everything. So, what can you think of to blame the Russians for? Let's start!!!
When you have a power failure...the Russians did it.
If you find yourself asking: "can you hear me now?" while on your cell phone...the Russians hacked your phone.
If you got a moving violation...the cop was a Russian spy
If your computer has a virus...the Russians put it there
If your flight is delayed...it's because of Russian hackers
If you go to start your vehicle and the battery is dead...the Russians are involved
If Santa Clause doesn't leave presents at your house...the Russians hacked his computer to avoid your house.
If you're stuck in a traffic jam...the Russians caused it
If you take a shit in a public restroom then unfortunately find no toilet paper...the Russians stole the rolls.
When you have a power failure...the Russians did it.
If you find yourself asking: "can you hear me now?" while on your cell phone...the Russians hacked your phone.
If you got a moving violation...the cop was a Russian spy
If your computer has a virus...the Russians put it there
If your flight is delayed...it's because of Russian hackers
If you go to start your vehicle and the battery is dead...the Russians are involved
If Santa Clause doesn't leave presents at your house...the Russians hacked his computer to avoid your house.
If you're stuck in a traffic jam...the Russians caused it
If you take a shit in a public restroom then unfortunately find no toilet paper...the Russians stole the rolls.