So nobody else noticed USMB was down this morning?

[Delldude]

Just found out this was a TEST OUTAGE by the US Governement. They are planning to take the whole thing down when the Epstein files are released - under Trump’s orders.

You forgot the part about changing everyones banking to digital currency at the same time.

 

[ChristisKing]

You forgot the part about changing everyones banking to digital currency at the same time.

Hey that has a very real chance of happening actually.

 

[Lisa558]

Bibi took the site down.

It’s always Da Joos fault!

 

[Ropey]

Bibi took the site down.

Would you like to purchase a pager?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Not only this site, but thousands of others were down. Cloudflare took a dump, it's all over the news this morning.

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know​

"Large parts of the internet are struggling to load right now following an issue at Cloudflare.

The internet infrastructure service provider has confirmed issues, and is investigating the problem as we speak.

There are some big names affected - you can follow updates on the Twitter/X outage here, and the ChatGPT/OpenAI issues here - here's what we know so far..."

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know

I farted again.

 

[justoffal]

Not only this site, but thousands of others were down. Cloudflare took a dump, it's all over the news this morning.

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know​

"Large parts of the internet are struggling to load right now following an issue at Cloudflare.

The internet infrastructure service provider has confirmed issues, and is investigating the problem as we speak.

There are some big names affected - you can follow updates on the Twitter/X outage here, and the ChatGPT/OpenAI issues here - here's what we know so far..."

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know

Yeah I did.... It was at least an hour

 

[Captain Caveman]

Allegedly, Cloudflare has been moved over to Biden processing power. So expect slowness, gobbledygook, and a bit of sniffing.

 

[ChristisKing]

I farted again.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Yeah but in text isn't always easy to tell.

Okay, I'll splain it for you
1. He's FAR LEFT
2. Far Left now hates Twitter since the demon Elon took over
3. Saying he's sad about Twitter being down is called "sarcasm"

 

[skews13]

Not only this site, but thousands of others were down. Cloudflare took a dump, it's all over the news this morning.

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know​

"Large parts of the internet are struggling to load right now following an issue at Cloudflare.

The internet infrastructure service provider has confirmed issues, and is investigating the problem as we speak.

There are some big names affected - you can follow updates on the Twitter/X outage here, and the ChatGPT/OpenAI issues here - here's what we know so far..."

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know

Cloudflare is known for operating behind the scenes, but it amassed some name recognition for the wrong reasons on Tuesday.

The company suffered a service issue that impacted multiple customers, sparked error messages and affected connections to application programming interfaces, or APIs. Cloudflare later said it implemented a fix.

MSN

 

[sparky]

i thought i 'effd up........ ~S~

 

[Dekster]

Not only this site, but thousands of others were down. Cloudflare took a dump, it's all over the news this morning.

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know​

"Large parts of the internet are struggling to load right now following an issue at Cloudflare.

The internet infrastructure service provider has confirmed issues, and is investigating the problem as we speak.

There are some big names affected - you can follow updates on the Twitter/X outage here, and the ChatGPT/OpenAI issues here - here's what we know so far..."

A Cloudflare outage is taking down large parts of the internet - X, ChatGPT and more affected, here's what we know

Didn't notice it here, but a few sites I needed for work I couldn't access until mid morning.

 

[Unkotare]

Didn't notice it here, but a few sites I needed for work I couldn't access until mid morning.

You need to access "Nudes! Nudes! Nudes!" for work?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Just remember this isn't my first rodeo!

Post in thread 'THERE you are!!'

Sep 14, 2025

I've been knocking ono doors and ringing doorbells for 11 hours, and no one would answer.

I was starting to believe everyone had me on ignore.


(or even worse, I'd been banned)

I farted.

• TemplarKormac

• 

 

[Ropey]

I farted again.

 

[ChristisKing]

Just remember this isn't my first rodeo!

Post in thread 'THERE you are!!'

Sep 14, 2025

I've been knocking ono doors and ringing doorbells for 11 hours, and no one would answer.

I was starting to believe everyone had me on ignore.


(or even worse, I'd been banned)

I farted.

• TemplarKormac

• 

Neither was it for Britney apparently.

 

[Zebra]

It’s always Da Joos fault!

so Hondo 50 and his other nicks would say

 

[Chuz Life]

LOL, I was working on my GitHub page and running checks on my DNS and couldn't get anything to work. It was kicking my ass. . . then I saw the news the next day... I had the settings right several times but it wouldn't post.

Funny as hell now but I was pissed.

 

[Zebra]

it is normal