So I matched with this lady on Hinge and all of a sudden she has appeared to fade away

[fbj]

That's why you don't trust dating sites. Head over to your favorite watering hole (or any bar that has the game on), dress reasonably decent in the colors of your team, and watch who cheers for what team, and check them out to see if they appear single.

If they do, offer to buy them a drink after your (and her) team does something good.............touchdown, interception, etc. If they accept, you have an opening to possibly being with a woman who is a football fan for real (but that depends a great deal on how good YOUR game is).

If you're just looking for a Latina to "help you with fetishes" as you said, simply check your local escort website and pay the amount specified.

escorts are not allowed in my apt

 

[ABikerSailor]

escorts are not allowed in my apt

Somehow...................I'm not surprised that you know that.

 

[lennypartiv]

escorts are not allowed in my apt

I didn't know they wore shirts that said "escort" on them.

 

[fbj]

I didn't know they wore shirts that said "escort" on them.

It was on the lease

 

[frigidweirdo]

No I rather just have a latina come over every weekend and help me with fetishes

Seems your fetish is moaning about women. You could have a nice long chat about why you hate women. At the end she'll tell you to go with men anyway.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Seems your fetish is moaning about women. You could have a nice long chat about why you hate women. At the end she'll tell you to go with men anyway.

He does that here on USMB regularly (moaning about women). And, it seems that is a self fulfilling prophecy, the more he bitches about them, the less he appears to like them, so he bitches even more and finds even more wrong with them.

I was told a long time ago "so as ye seek, so shall ye find", meaning if I look for things to bitch about, I will find them. If I look for things to be positive about, I will find them.

I much prefer to be positive.

 

[The Duke]

Because I didnt call or text two days straight? I didnt call Sat or sunday because I was watching football. we decided to meet at the end of the month. Now all of a sudden she wont respond to text or answer the phone. Her last text was on Friday saying enjoy your football weekend. Two Days of no contact and this dumb bitch dont want to talk anymore?

so in order to find a companion I have to give up what I love?

Compromises have to be made with women. There's women that like football. You're on your own with that ass and peach pie stuff, though.

The chances of finding one that likes one (football) are ok, it gets exponentially slimmer when you start adding things like peach pie and ass.

 

[fbj]

Compromises have to be made with women. There's women that like football. You're on your own with that ass and peach pie stuff, though.

The chances of finding one that likes one (football) are ok, it gets exponentially slimmer when you start adding things like peach pie and ass.

So now women is kinky enough to let me eat pie off her butt cheeks?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Go to a Football game and start chatting up the women that you find interesting but don't mention feet, peach pie, or what you would eat off their ass until you are married, and even then don't!

 

[fbj]

Go to a Football game and start chatting up the women that you find interesting but don't mention feet, peach pie, or what you would eat off their ass until you are married, and even then don't!

Lots of women are into having a guy eat their ass so what's wrong with putting some peach flavor on it?? lol

 

[The Duke]

It was on the lease

You gonna tell the landlord?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Lots of women are into having a guy eat their ass so what's wrong with putting some peach flavor on it?? lol

Seriously, you, Mortimer and Quasar44 should hang out at a Turkish Bathhouse!

 

[Mortimer]

Seriously, you, Mortimer and Quasar44 should hang out at a Turkish Bathhouse!

You wish, because you are gay.