This may sound stupid, and I certainly don't want to try crack. That said, I would like to get my hands on a genuine "Joe Biden, Government Crack Pipe" to have as a memento of this administration, it is so typifying government policy during Joe's single term 4 years in office. It has to be free to me and has to be genuine, hopefully with a letter for authenticity, kind of like when Donny held up Covid relief money to either get to sign the checks passed by congress or have it accompanied by a letter with his name on it. But this would be a symbol to have and to hold and mount on the wall of my den on a plaque, along with the letter or other type of documentation. I don't think it will happen, as I don't actually know any crackheads, disadvantage or otherwise. I was able to go online and have the government send me 4 free COVID tests. There ought to be a way for me to get one of these giveaways. I guarantee, I have paid in more taxes than any disadvantaged crackhead in the country.