Vastator
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- Oct 14, 2014
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So... I just got back from town, and was reminded why I hate going there in the first place. But Sunday is a good day to hit the grocery stores early before all the church services let out, and people swamp the stores. So I got out of the grocery store without incident, and headed back home. But then I remembered that a certain gas station had my Monster Javas on sale, so I stopped in to load up for the week.
Now here is where it gets good. To pull into this gas station, the driveway is a fairly sharp uphill grade, then levels off at the pumps. I had pulled through the pumps and parked right at the store front. Went in got my stuff. All good. I crank the truck, and decide I should just top off the tank now, while I'm here. All I gotta do is back straight up, and I'll be on the correct side of the pump to pump my gas. No problem...
So back I go, and a foot, and a half from where I ultimately intend to stop... up the steep driveway pops a fairly new model jeep, compete with the yee yee kit. Big tires, lifted, light kit, the works. Totally covered in mud. Clearly had just come outta the woods from muddin'... Pulls up quickly to right on my ass, at the pump, and spikes the brakes. I'm thinking to myself "how in the fuck did you not see there was already a truck at this pump"? But before I could say anything out pops some mouthy bitch about 24 years old if I had to guess, yelling some shit. So I throw the truck in park, and get out to see what her problem is. I start walking toward the back of the truck, when she power walks up to my bumper, all pissed off, and finger pointing. "You stupid son of a bitch! You almost hit me!" She's yelling. WTF?!
I was just about to tell her to fuck off, and mention she should look where the fuck she's going; but I never got the chance. For two reasons. One being she started in on "what kind of asshole backs..."? Now I'm stopping her sentence there as I write this, because this is where reason number two comes on. As she's trying to educate me as to the finer points of gas pump etiquette; her black jeep starts rolling backwards. I didn't say shit... Wouldn't have mattered if I had. She couldn't have stopped what happened next from happenning...
That jeep rolled right back down the uphill slanted drive way, up to about 20mph if I had to guess by the time it reached the road. It reached the road and got clipped in the front passenger side quarter and turned diagonally still headed across the road, where there's a short embankment that drops about 4, or 5 feet before it flattens out into a tree line. The jeep starts diagonally backwards down this berm but the big tires gave it a bounce that flipped the jeep on its side, and into some trees... Holy fucking shit!!!!
This mouthy bitch had no realization what was happenning till the truck that clipped her Jeep started blowing his horn just before he hit it. She got to watch the rest of the show after that moment. And she started freaking the fuck out. Full nuclear meltdown screaming, crying, the works.
And it gets even better...
Now here is where it gets good. To pull into this gas station, the driveway is a fairly sharp uphill grade, then levels off at the pumps. I had pulled through the pumps and parked right at the store front. Went in got my stuff. All good. I crank the truck, and decide I should just top off the tank now, while I'm here. All I gotta do is back straight up, and I'll be on the correct side of the pump to pump my gas. No problem...
So back I go, and a foot, and a half from where I ultimately intend to stop... up the steep driveway pops a fairly new model jeep, compete with the yee yee kit. Big tires, lifted, light kit, the works. Totally covered in mud. Clearly had just come outta the woods from muddin'... Pulls up quickly to right on my ass, at the pump, and spikes the brakes. I'm thinking to myself "how in the fuck did you not see there was already a truck at this pump"? But before I could say anything out pops some mouthy bitch about 24 years old if I had to guess, yelling some shit. So I throw the truck in park, and get out to see what her problem is. I start walking toward the back of the truck, when she power walks up to my bumper, all pissed off, and finger pointing. "You stupid son of a bitch! You almost hit me!" She's yelling. WTF?!
I was just about to tell her to fuck off, and mention she should look where the fuck she's going; but I never got the chance. For two reasons. One being she started in on "what kind of asshole backs..."? Now I'm stopping her sentence there as I write this, because this is where reason number two comes on. As she's trying to educate me as to the finer points of gas pump etiquette; her black jeep starts rolling backwards. I didn't say shit... Wouldn't have mattered if I had. She couldn't have stopped what happened next from happenning...
That jeep rolled right back down the uphill slanted drive way, up to about 20mph if I had to guess by the time it reached the road. It reached the road and got clipped in the front passenger side quarter and turned diagonally still headed across the road, where there's a short embankment that drops about 4, or 5 feet before it flattens out into a tree line. The jeep starts diagonally backwards down this berm but the big tires gave it a bounce that flipped the jeep on its side, and into some trees... Holy fucking shit!!!!
This mouthy bitch had no realization what was happenning till the truck that clipped her Jeep started blowing his horn just before he hit it. She got to watch the rest of the show after that moment. And she started freaking the fuck out. Full nuclear meltdown screaming, crying, the works.
And it gets even better...
