Snow expected next Tuesday and Wednesday

[BULLDOG]

Global Warming is here and getting worse. Al Gore is coming to your house next Tuesday (the forum gave him your name and address in return for some carbon credits) and he is going to EX-PLAIN... if you know what I mean.

The temperature is plummeting because that warm spell caused all the pretty flower gardens and landscaped estates in your neighborhood to suck up all the CO2 in the local atmosphere and without it, temperatures have fallen. Now Biden has personally ordered the FBI to secretly ship several gigatonnes of CO2 from their secret gas manufacturing facility in Poughkeepsie by FedEx overnight express to your neighborhood to get the temperatures back up where they're supposed to be before anyone else catches on. And you, having caught on, will very likely be found by established government agents in full hazmat regalia to have a really virulent, new-variant COVID infection and will be placed in indefinite quarantine in that old 8-room motel down on route 27 by Bellwood. Don't try to run, that'll only get 'em riled up.

He'll be lucky if that is all that happens to him. If Obama was still president, he would have been forced to gay marry an illegal Muslim immigrant, and give up all his guns.

 

[Crick]

He'll be lucky if that is all that happens to him. If Obama was still president, he would have been forced to gay marry an illegal Muslim immigrant, and give up all his guns...

to a non-binary, communist atheist