Sign of Old Age or What?

[froggy]

When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.

 

[Alvin]

Yes it is.
"NOW GET OF MY LAWN!"

 

[froggy]

Yes it is.
"NOW GET OF MY LAWN!"

But you've got the best lawn on the block.

 

[uscitizen]

Better watch out, old farts will shoot ya.
They are BillO's main fans.

 

[AllieBaba]

I always check the obits and the cops log.

 

[Sarah G]

When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.

Not certain. I never look for them unless I hear someone I know died. My ex looked at them everyday even when he was younger.

 

[PoliticalChic]

When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.

But even worse when you take out the city phone book and start crossing out the ones in the obits!

 

[Samson]

When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.

Dear Froggy,

I cannot take a dump without reading the newspaper in the bathroom.

What's my age?

 

[uscitizen]

I read the obits to see if I am in there.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I vote for 'or what'. Did I win?

 

[Ringel05]

I'm to young to read the obits.
(I'm only 29................................................with experience).

 

[Alvin]

When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.

Dear Froggy,

I cannot take a dump without reading the newspaper in the bathroom.

What's my age?

Where are you from. Considering over here we have topless models in ours, you could be 14.

 

[Sarah G]

I read the obits to see if I am in there.

And..?

 

[uscitizen]

I read the obits to see if I am in there.

And..?

So far so good

 

[Sarah G]

I read the obits to see if I am in there.

And..?

So far so good