Shrillary Rotten Clinton's Big List of "accomplishments"

[IlarMeilyr]

Here is a list (seriously) put out by some Shrillary fluffers:

1. Advocate for women and children. For nearly a quarter-century on the national forefront as First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State, Hillary has worked toward reform on women’s reproductive rights, establishing the importance of family values, and improving after-school programs.

2. Equal-pay proponent. As both an advocate and legislator, she is a stalwart on women’s rights to equal pay, and she remains so as a presidential candidate.

3. Women’s safety. Clinton’s role in creating the Justice Department’s Office on Violence Against Women underscores her advocacy for gender equality. She has also made the cause a significant Clinton Foundation priority.

4. 9/11 redevelopment. In the aftermath of September 11th, she worked closely with her senior Senate counterpart from New York, Sen. Charles Schumer, on securing $21.4 billion in funding for the World Trade Center redevelopment.

5. Middle East ceasefire. In November 2012, Secretary of State Clinton brokered a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas.

6. Iranian Nuclear Deal. As Secretary of State, she not only recognized the imperative of placating Iran’s nuclear ambitions, but also took proactive steps to begin negotiating a viable deal.

7. Free-trade agreements. Secretary Clinton played a role in numerous U.S.-led bilateral trade agreements—most notably, efforts on the TPP and a deal brokered between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

8. Minimum wage. Both Clinton’s presidential platform and legislative record clearly identify her support for raising the federal minimum wage.

9. Climate Change. Alongside many of her Democratic counterparts, Clinton has championed the fight against climate change, both domestically and on a global scale.

10. Human Rights. Hillary’s career has been marked by advocacy for human rights. In her concern as First Lady and Secretary of State especially, Clinton worked to ensure proper labor and sociopolitical protections around the world.

11. Gun control. Her legislative record and decades of advocacy for highlight her views, which are in step with a majority of Americans.

-- excerpted from Eleven accomplishments Hillary Clinton should be touting on the campaign trail | Fox News

Here's the fun part. Identify which of those items might qualify as an actual "accomplishment" as opposed to a "position."

 

[SassyIrishLass]

If she hadn't married Bubba nobody would have ever heard of the old cow

 

[MarathonMike]

I didn't think zero could be referred to as a list.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Here is a list (seriously) put out by some Shrillary fluffers:

1. Advocate for women and children. For nearly a quarter-century on the national forefront as First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State, Hillary has worked toward reform on women’s reproductive rights, establishing the importance of family values, and improving after-school programs.

2. Equal-pay proponent. As both an advocate and legislator, she is a stalwart on women’s rights to equal pay, and she remains so as a presidential candidate.

3. Women’s safety. Clinton’s role in creating the Justice Department’s Office on Violence Against Women underscores her advocacy for gender equality. She has also made the cause a significant Clinton Foundation priority.

4. 9/11 redevelopment. In the aftermath of September 11th, she worked closely with her senior Senate counterpart from New York, Sen. Charles Schumer, on securing $21.4 billion in funding for the World Trade Center redevelopment.

5. Middle East ceasefire. In November 2012, Secretary of State Clinton brokered a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas.

6. Iranian Nuclear Deal. As Secretary of State, she not only recognized the imperative of placating Iran’s nuclear ambitions, but also took proactive steps to begin negotiating a viable deal.

7. Free-trade agreements. Secretary Clinton played a role in numerous U.S.-led bilateral trade agreements—most notably, efforts on the TPP and a deal brokered between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

8. Minimum wage. Both Clinton’s presidential platform and legislative record clearly identify her support for raising the federal minimum wage.

9. Climate Change. Alongside many of her Democratic counterparts, Clinton has championed the fight against climate change, both domestically and on a global scale.

10. Human Rights. Hillary’s career has been marked by advocacy for human rights. In her concern as First Lady and Secretary of State especially, Clinton worked to ensure proper labor and sociopolitical protections around the world.

11. Gun control. Her legislative record and decades of advocacy for highlight her views, which are in step with a majority of Americans.

-- excerpted from Eleven accomplishments Hillary Clinton should be touting on the campaign trail | Fox News

Here's the fun part. Identify which of those items might qualify as an actual "accomplishment" as opposed to a "position."

Not too surprisingly, the Hillary fans missed this one of Hillary's accomplishments:

 

[Iceweasel]

Liberals do not see things that way. If you support the "right" causes you are a champion of the left. No matter if it's all you do or you fail miserably. All it takes is having your heart in the right place.

If a conservative accomplishes anything, it was for the wrong cause so there's nothing he can do right.

 

[rightwinger]

If she hadn't married Bubba nobody would have ever heard of the old cow

How about Trump, Romney, McCain and Bush?

How much did they accomplish without their family name?