Diuretic
Permanently confused
I went to the supermarket (again). I bought, among other things, a roll of bin liners, lime scented. When I got home I unwrapped the roll and saw on the label a toll-free number to call for “Consumer Help”. Consumer Help? Bin liners?
At least it didn't say “CAUTION – CONTENTS CONTAIN PLASTIC” or 'THIS IS NOT A TOY, DO NOT PUT THIS ON YOUR TODDLER'S HEAD AS PART OF YOUR DOMESTIC ATTEMPTS AT EMULATING GEORGE LUCAS WITH YOUR VIDEOCAM OR HOPING TO GET ONTO 'AUSTRALIA'S MOST STUPID HOME VIDEOS'”.
Oh and did I tell you that a few years ago all our public warning safety signs about “inflammable” (ie combustible) liquids and other materials had to be changed? Apparently the idiocracy here thought that “inflammable” meant “unable to catch fire”. So all signs were changed to “flammable” and wouldn't you know it, overnight people stopped accidentally self-immolating.
We really are that dumb.
At least it didn't say “CAUTION – CONTENTS CONTAIN PLASTIC” or 'THIS IS NOT A TOY, DO NOT PUT THIS ON YOUR TODDLER'S HEAD AS PART OF YOUR DOMESTIC ATTEMPTS AT EMULATING GEORGE LUCAS WITH YOUR VIDEOCAM OR HOPING TO GET ONTO 'AUSTRALIA'S MOST STUPID HOME VIDEOS'”.
Oh and did I tell you that a few years ago all our public warning safety signs about “inflammable” (ie combustible) liquids and other materials had to be changed? Apparently the idiocracy here thought that “inflammable” meant “unable to catch fire”. So all signs were changed to “flammable” and wouldn't you know it, overnight people stopped accidentally self-immolating.
We really are that dumb.