Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

[mudwhistle]

Breaking: People who keep getting paid not to work refuse to work. Just ask the Teacher's Unions.

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

Amid shockingly low job numbers released today, the study suggested that some of that low unemployment was due to the government sending everyone more money than they would have made out working a job. Some smart expert analysts are seeing a connection between incentivizing people to stay home and them staying home.

"It's really bizarre -- telling people to stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money makes people just stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money," said one government official. "It seems that when you just send people checks they don't really see a point to going to work."

"We could not possibly have foreseen this."

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

babylonbee.com

 

[occupied]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Still short 8 million jobs from Trump high

 

[Manonthestreet]

According to WSJ, labor shortages, supply constraints, high freight costs and exploding commodity prices that are conspiring to make it difficult for vendors to fill customer orders on time. As a result, some of America's biggest retailers and distributors are resorting to fining their suppliers for late or incomplete orders, creating even more inflationary pressures. Wal-Mart, Sysco Fine Suppliers As Labor Shortages Cause Surge In Late Orders | ZeroHedge

 

[Darkwind]

Breaking: People who keep getting paid not to work refuse to work. Just ask the Teacher's Unions.

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

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Amid shockingly low job numbers released today, the study suggested that some of that low unemployment was due to the government sending everyone more money than they would have made out working a job. Some smart expert analysts are seeing a connection between incentivizing people to stay home and them staying home.

"It's really bizarre -- telling people to stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money makes people just stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money," said one government official. "It seems that when you just send people checks they don't really see a point to going to work."

"We could not possibly have foreseen this."

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

babylonbee.com

The HELL you say!

 

[danielpalos]

Breaking: People who keep getting paid not to work refuse to work. Just ask the Teacher's Unions.

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

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Amid shockingly low job numbers released today, the study suggested that some of that low unemployment was due to the government sending everyone more money than they would have made out working a job. Some smart expert analysts are seeing a connection between incentivizing people to stay home and them staying home.

"It's really bizarre -- telling people to stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money makes people just stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money," said one government official. "It seems that when you just send people checks they don't really see a point to going to work."

"We could not possibly have foreseen this."

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

babylonbee.com

Capitalism, What is That, Sayeth the Right-Wing.

From 1978 to 2018, CEO compensation grew by 1,007.5% (940.3% under the options-realized measure), far outstripping S&P stock market growth (706.7%) and the wage growth of very high earners (339.2%). In contrast, wages for the typical worker grew by just 11.9%.

CEO compensation has grown 940% since 1978: Typical worker compensation has risen only 12% during that time

The latest report in EPI’s annual series analyzing current and long-term trends in CEO compensation.

www.epi.org

Make like Capitalists and raise the minimum wage.

 

[Darkwind]

Breaking: People who keep getting paid not to work refuse to work. Just ask the Teacher's Unions.

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

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Amid shockingly low job numbers released today, the study suggested that some of that low unemployment was due to the government sending everyone more money than they would have made out working a job. Some smart expert analysts are seeing a connection between incentivizing people to stay home and them staying home.

"It's really bizarre -- telling people to stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money makes people just stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money," said one government official. "It seems that when you just send people checks they don't really see a point to going to work."

"We could not possibly have foreseen this."

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

babylonbee.com

Capitalism, What is That, Sayeth the Right-Wing.

From 1978 to 2018, CEO compensation grew by 1,007.5% (940.3% under the options-realized measure), far outstripping S&P stock market growth (706.7%) and the wage growth of very high earners (339.2%). In contrast, wages for the typical worker grew by just 11.9%.

CEO compensation has grown 940% since 1978: Typical worker compensation has risen only 12% during that time

The latest report in EPI’s annual series analyzing current and long-term trends in CEO compensation.

www.epi.org

Make like Capitalists and raise the minimum wage.

 

[mudwhistle]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

 

[occupied]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

 

[mudwhistle]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

That creamy center is fudge.

 

[westwall]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

 

[Toro]

Breaking: People who keep getting paid not to work refuse to work. Just ask the Teacher's Unions.

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

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Amid shockingly low job numbers released today, the study suggested that some of that low unemployment was due to the government sending everyone more money than they would have made out working a job. Some smart expert analysts are seeing a connection between incentivizing people to stay home and them staying home.

"It's really bizarre -- telling people to stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money makes people just stay home and watch Netflix while we send them money," said one government official. "It seems that when you just send people checks they don't really see a point to going to work."

"We could not possibly have foreseen this."

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

U.S.—A surprising new study released Friday found that paying people not to work made people not want to work.

babylonbee.com

Yaknow, I do agree with the topic.

However, your link is a satirical site.

 

[occupied]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

 

[mudwhistle]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

Got any good ones about how your party likes creating more homeless than any party in history?

 

[westwall]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

You create them so you should come up with the jokes about yourselves.

 

[occupied]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

Got any good ones about how your party likes creating more homeless than any party in history?

Come on man. You know you want to cut loose with some more hillarious zingers about kicking people when they are down.

 

[mudwhistle]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

Got any good ones about how your party likes creating more homeless than any party in history?

Come on man. You know you want to cut loose with some more hillarious zingers about kicking people when they are down.

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[mudwhistle]

These people try so hard but conservative comedy remains unfunny.

Probably because you're the butt of the joke.

Conservative "humor" punches down and has a delicious creamy center of sadism and/or racism.

It has to punch down because you all are the lowest common denominator.

You probably even think that's funny too. Got any good ones about abusing the homeless?

You create them so you should come up with the jokes about yourselves.

That's the goal....make up silly issues....and wait for the rational response from opponents.
Then call them racists.

 

[Darkwind]

someone should let him know that no one gives a fuck about his fears.