That was even less coherent than your normal posts.
2000
BRIDE: I would like to order a cake. I'm marrying the most wonderful man in the world!
BAKER: Congratulations! What kind of wedding cake would you like?
2008
BRIDE: I would like to order a cake. I'm getting married again! The last guy turned out to be a total flake, but this one is Mr. Right.
BAKER: Congratulations! What kind of wedding cake would you like?
2014
BRIDE: I would like to order a cake. I'm getting married again! Third time's the charm!
BAKER: Congratulations! What kind of wedding cake would you like?
2015
HOMO: I would like to order a cake. I'm marrying the most wonderful man in the world!
BAKER: Get out of here you unholy piece of garbage! My cakes are for traditional, biblical marriages!