Screaming children will not be tolerated

[Article 15]

CAROLINA BEACH, NC (WECT) - A restaurant in Carolina Beach is stirring up controversy over a couple of signs reading, "Screaming children will not be tolerated."

The owner of the Olde Salty restaurant, Brenda Armes, is tired of having her customers complain to her about children misbehaving and screaming when others are trying to enjoy a quiet meal.

Armes says the signs have worked.

Carolina Beach restaurant says "no" to screaming children - WECT TV6 - WECT.com - Wilmington, NC news and weather -

 

[L.K.Eder]

steaming children can no longer be ignored

 

[California Girl]

That's a restaurant I would eat in every night!

 

[Article 15]

I'd nuance it a bit. Perhaps some fine print saying something like:

(unless the screaming is just residual screaming from you slapping the shit out them FOR screaming in a restaurant)

 

[California Girl]

I'd nuance it a bit. Perhaps some fine print saying something like:

(unless the screaming is just residual screaming from you slapping the shit out them FOR screaming in a restaurant)

That might work.

How about I buy you dinner there?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Wonder why it is that every time I fly I end up sitting either just in front of or just behind some screaming kid?

 

[California Girl]

Wonder why it is that every time I fly I end up sitting either just in front of or just behind some screaming kid?

Upgrade.

 

[Mr Natural]

Hey parents, nobody thinks your kids are cute except you.

If you can't control them, keep them home.

 

[Barb]

I'd nuance it a bit. Perhaps some fine print saying something like:

(unless the screaming is just residual screaming from you slapping the shit out them FOR screaming in a restaurant)

My advice to new (ish) parents is not to take young children to places they would be expected to behave beyond the boundaries of their age and ability to do so. Little kids, toddlers, and babies fuss and sometimes scream: its what they DO. The little ones shouldn't have the shit slapped out of them, the parents should for having so little sense in the first place.

Want to go out to a nice restaurant? Hire a babysitter! Have to take the kids? Go to a place designed and equipped for their activity level. Its not rocket science, people.

 

[uscitizen]

You have kids? Either properly train them or be prepared for eternal McDonalds and Chuckie Cheese.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Wonder why it is that every time I fly I end up sitting either just in front of or just behind some screaming kid?

Upgrade.

Maybe I'll just ask to go out and sit on the wing. You can still hear a screaming kid no matter where you sit on the airplane. Maybe not as loud further away but you can still hear them.

Just a passing thought: Wonder if all of those screaming kids are liberals just learning how to talk?

 

[L.K.Eder]

Wonder why it is that every time I fly I end up sitting either just in front of or just behind some screaming kid?

Upgrade.

Maybe I'll just ask to go out and sit on the wing. You can still hear a screaming kid no matter where you sit on the airplane. Maybe not as loud further away but you can still hear them.

Just a passing thought: Wonder if all of those screaming kids are liberals just learning how to talk?

you could also travel on your daddy's private jet or his yacht.

 

[Article 15]

I'd nuance it a bit. Perhaps some fine print saying something like:

(unless the screaming is just residual screaming from you slapping the shit out them FOR screaming in a restaurant)

That might work.

How about I buy you dinner there?

Works for me. I hope you collect frequent flyer miles.

 

[Article 15]

You have kids? Either properly train them or be prepared for eternal McDonalds and Chuckie Cheese.

Whoa! Whoa! ... whatchu you got against Chuck E Cheese?!

 

[Sarah G]

I don't know, that seems kind of demanding to me. There are loud talking adults that are pretty annoying as well.

Loud adults, cellphones, belching, slobs. Babies are a minor annoyance.

 

[uscitizen]

You have kids? Either properly train them or be prepared for eternal McDonalds and Chuckie Cheese.

Whoa! Whoa! ... whatchu you got against Chuck E Cheese?!

Ohh it is the place to be if you like the sound of screaming kids.

 

[blu]

most decent places around here have upstairs where they shuttle groups who bring in young kids

 

[blu]

I don't know, that seems kind of demanding to me. There are loud talking adults that are pretty annoying as well.

Loud adults, cellphones, belching, slobs. Babies are a minor annoyance.

where the hell do you eat dinner? find places with a no-cell phone policy and ask the waiter to remove people who belch while eating

 

[Mr Natural]

I don't know, that seems kind of demanding to me. There are loud talking adults that are pretty annoying as well.

Loud adults, cellphones, belching, slobs. Babies are a minor annoyance.

Cellphone talkers, they're the worst.

 

[California Girl]

I'd nuance it a bit. Perhaps some fine print saying something like:

(unless the screaming is just residual screaming from you slapping the shit out them FOR screaming in a restaurant)

That might work.

How about I buy you dinner there?

Works for me. I hope you collect frequent flyer miles.

My dad doesn't issue frequent flyer miles.