Schrödinger's Border

[BluesLegend]

Dems: Illegals are coming to work jobs Americans don't want to work. But we need to give illegals billions of dollars in free money, housing, food, healthcare.

Dems: There's no border crisis. But we must pass this border crisis bill immediately.

Dems: The border is secure. But Biden doesn't have the bill he needs to secure the border.

 

[Oddball]

Dems: Illegals are coming to work jobs Americans don't want to work. But we need to give illegals billions of dollars in free money, housing, food, healthcare.

Dems: There's no border crisis. But we must pass this border crisis bill immediately.

Dems: The border is secure. But Biden doesn't have the bill he needs to secure the border.

Now you're getting it!

 

[Eric Cartman]

Dems: Illegals are coming to work jobs Americans don't want to work. But we need to give illegals billions of dollars in free money, housing, food, healthcare.

Dems: There's no border crisis. But we must pass this border crisis bill immediately.

Dems: The border is secure. But Biden doesn't have the bill he needs to secure the border.

I think it went more like this:

Dems: We want Ukrainian aid

Repubs: Only if it's with a border security

Dems: OK

Repubs: This is the strongest border security bill in decades

Trump: Hey repubs stop that deal, I want a border crisis to run against Biden

Repubs: The bill is DOA

 

[konradv]

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Bullshit!