Sasquatch Kills Two In Washington State

[toobfreak]

Two Bigfoot hunters met their demise when they went out hunting the giant hairy sasquatch beast. Obviously an intelligent creature, the Bigfeet made it look like it was just a mere accident of exposure by two jackasses without enough sense to wait until Spring to try this sort of thing.

Lessons learned: it always pays to keep your two damned Bigfeet planted firmly on the ground.

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[shockedcanadian]

Two Bigfoot hunters met their demise when they went out hunting the giant hairy sasquatch beast. Obviously an intelligent creature, the Bigfeet made it look like it was just a mere accident of exposure by two jackasses without enough sense to wait until Spring to try this sort of thing.

Lessons learned: it always pays to keep your two damned Bigfeet planted firmly on the ground.

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To be sarcastic and flippant in demise of humans is not a good look.

You have a dark heart.

 

[Thunk]

They should have brought Jack Links jerky with them!

 

[toobfreak]

To be sarcastic and flippant in demise of humans is not a good look.
You have a dark heart.

Give it a rest, Canadian. If you actually read the article, the conditions were so bad that the rescuers were lucky to even get out there to find these two. What were they doing out in such conditions in remote wilderness--- looking for Bigfeet?

They had all the rest of the year to do this sort of thing.

Obviously, these two were not wrapped too tight.

Merely stating a fact.

 

[JustAGuy1]

They died of exposure asshole.

 

[Thunk]

Rule #1 when meeting a sasquatch.

SHOW RESPECT! Refer to him as "Mr. Foot".

 

[Captain Caveman]

Two Bigfoot hunters met their demise when they went out hunting the giant hairy sasquatch beast. Obviously an intelligent creature, the Bigfeet made it look like it was just a mere accident of exposure by two jackasses without enough sense to wait until Spring to try this sort of thing.

Lessons learned: it always pays to keep your two damned Bigfeet planted firmly on the ground.

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A clear cut example on why the Darwin Awards were invented

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Sounds like they died of stupidity.

 

[Rambunctious]

After we watched the movie the Legend of Boggy Creek I and a couple of friends took a road trip up to Boggy creek in Humboldt CA,.... we tent camped all over the area in the forest and never even saw a deer or anything bigger than a squirrel... then we get home and our friends had to laugh because the movie was about a creek in Arkansas... LOL

 

[DigitalDrifter]

They were from Portland, so probably high on hallucinogens.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Give it a rest, Canadian. If you actually read the article, the conditions were so bad that the rescuers were lucky to even get out there to find these two. What were they doing out in such conditions in remote wilderness--- looking for Bigfeet?

They had all the rest of the year to do this sort of thing.

Obviously, these two were not wrapped too tight.

Merely stating a fact.

I'm just stating a fact well.

Hey, that's between you and G-d. I'm not the kind of person who spikes the football when someone dies due to misadventure, hopefully you won't be such a person either because I know that you know it's not a good look.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Someday someone wearing a Bigfoot costume is going to get shot

 

[shockedcanadian]

Someday someone wearing a Bigfoot costume is going to get shot

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[toobfreak]

Rule #1 when meeting a sasquatch.
SHOW RESPECT! Refer to him as "Mr. Foot".

Seriously, I actually believe there must be something to the reports as there have been too many sightings all over the world for hundreds if not thousands of years, with a lot of consistency in what they say. And some people have said never to make direct eye contact with these creatures.

There are many ancient cultures which describe these creatures and even revere them.

While I believe there is a certain scientific rationale to the theories, and there has been a lot of corroborating evidence, the part I have a hard time getting my head around is how no one has yet come up with solid physical evidence beyond a footprint or two.

Worse, I've watched hundreds of hours of TV shows where people go out looking for the Bigfeet, yet in every one, they wait until midnight to do it then go out doing stuff like making noises and things that if anything, would just scare them away never fooling them!

That and the fact that they never have more than one night or a couple of days to search and run cameras and are always met with bad weather.

All cynicism aside, just as with UFOs, I find too much consistency and corroboration and sincerity in many of the reports.

 

[petro]

Sasquatch 2
Humans 0

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Someday someone wearing a Bigfoot costume

 

[toobfreak]

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Actually, there has been a lot of scientific examination of the Patterson film and it always holds up. In fact, experts have determined that at the time it was shot, it was impossible to build a gorilla costume that would match that seen in the film, muscle movement, head shape, etc., which just goes to prove that if there are Sasquatch, they have a whole lot more brains than two idiots who go out in the dead of winter into some of the most remote and foreboding terrain in the nation!

 

[petro]

On a related note...

 

[Crepitus]

They should have brought Jack Links jerky with them!

Or at least some warmer clothes.