Santa's Husband

It's a book the TheOldSchool would love to read to children
 
The reason Santa became gay:

 
Is there any picayune thing you people can't have a hissy fit about?
I know you would love to read this book to little kids at bedtime
 
Conservatives getting angry over how someone depicts a fictional character in a book is hilarious.

Santa isn't a real person. Santa is up for any kind of depiction.

More conservative tears. I love it!
 
Conservatives getting angry over how someone depicts a fictional character in a book is hilarious.

Santa isn't a real person. Santa is up for any kind of depiction.

More conservative tears. I love it!
Would you like to read this book to children?
 
They are aware of the fact that Santa doesn't exist no matter what his color or sexual preference is, right?

God bless you always!!!

Holly
 
The American taliban admits what he wishes to do to innocent people. Really sad.

Anyone who willingly has any part in pushing this filth on children is not innocent. As Jesus said, it'd be better if these kind were thrown into the sea with millstones around their necks.
 
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They are aware of the fact that Santa doesn't exist no matter what his color or sexual preference is, right?

God bless you always!!!

Holly
Santa doesn't exist, but pedophiles do
 
I wondered how long it would take for this to appear on this board. :rolleyes:
 
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Only a pedo would think a book like this is OK
 
Next year we'll see a book on Santa teaching the elves (little boys) how anal fisting gets them extra holiday cookies after the toy building rush. Maybe we can have Santa spiking their eggnog in a jolly fashion with meth to speed productivity. Next years toys will be sex toys. Santa's workshop will be busy. Hope the illustrators of the new book are working on it already.
 
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