theim
Senior Member
This funny thought occured to me today. I submit for your consideration:
-- The North Pole economy depends on one specialty State Industry (toy manufacuring)
-- He runs his operation from a secret gulag using elven slave labor to produce cheap goods.
-- He keeps a KGB-esque list of people who are "naughty and nice"
-- His favorite color is red.
-- He preaches that he distributes his gifts equally regardless of class, but rich kids, and kids who toe his party line and don't get on his "naughty list", undoubtably get more.
-- His beard looks an awful lot like that of Karl Marx.
Make your own judgment.
-- The North Pole economy depends on one specialty State Industry (toy manufacuring)
-- He runs his operation from a secret gulag using elven slave labor to produce cheap goods.
-- He keeps a KGB-esque list of people who are "naughty and nice"
-- His favorite color is red.
-- He preaches that he distributes his gifts equally regardless of class, but rich kids, and kids who toe his party line and don't get on his "naughty list", undoubtably get more.
-- His beard looks an awful lot like that of Karl Marx.
Make your own judgment.
