Rolling Stone: "Kid Rock Delivers Half-Assed Lip Sync at TPUSA Anti-Halftime Show"

[OldFlame]

There was a message within the Kid Rock performance, I wouldn't expect any atheist or leftist to get it or understand it. Let them look foolish in their ignorance.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Conservatives are certainly obsessed with diving the American people.

Did you just slip up, there, and said "conservatives" when you meant to say "The D.N.C. algorithm known as C_Clayton_Jones"?

 

[DStar777]

It was more the All Rightwing Hateful Racists and Bigots Halftime Show.

.. the same "rightwingers" that watch a sport dominated by Rich African American athletes? Where exactly is the racism and bigotry you speak of?

 

[Cassandro]

Bad Bunny's [anal] half-time performance was an insult to English-speaking NFL fans, who make up 90% of its audience.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

There was a message within the Kid Rock performance, I wouldn't expect any atheist or leftist to get it or understand it. Let them look foolish in their ignorance.

America only wants white people. That message?

 

[Mr Natural]

Just watched the Kid Rock half time show and I gotta say, it was far better than the Big Bunny thing.

 

[DukeU]

America only wants white people. That message?

The ONLY people I've seen utter those words are ALWAYS democrats.

 

[Rawley]

Didn't even know there was one, but would not have bothered, anyway. I was reading a Michael Connelly novel during half time. I do not speak Spanish.

Grilling and frying wings myself.

 

[struth]

It's fitting that the only performer TPUSA could get was a washed up, has been from the 00's.
It's also fitting that the only song of his I like is "FOAD"...which is pretty much what most of America told him last night.

Actually there were four performers, a diverse group of rock and roll acts, and country acts, from the more modern stars to seasoned stars who have been in the business for decades like Kid Rock

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Actually there were four performers, a diverse group of rock and roll acts, and country acts, from the more modern stars to seasoned stars who have been in the business for decades like Kid Rock

Ok. A washed up 00's performer and three nobody acts. Doesn't even really make a "D" list, does it?

My mistake.

 

[MarcATL]

Trump and his MAGA Republicans are the most divisive thing in America.

They will be rewarded accordingly come the midterms.

 

[marvin martian]

Billed as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl performance, the event came off like a pyrotechnics-heavy tantrum

‘The “All-American Halftime Show” — featuring MAGA favorite Kid Rock, and a supporting cast of lesser known conservative musicians (and one vampiric cellist) — ran concurrently to the Super Bowl halftime show, which was headlined by Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny. The show’s main feed on Turning Point USA’s YouTube channel pulled a total of about 16 million views, with about 5 million concurrent users at its peak, a notable feat given that their original platform host, Elon Musk’s X, was spiked due to “licensing issues,” per a post shortly before the game. That number is expected to increase when combined with other feeds hosted by websites like The Daily Wire, but will likely still pale in comparison to the official halftime show, which last year drew a record-breaking 133.5 million viewers.

The All American Halftime Show was heavy on guitars, Americana, and Christian praise, and was bracketed by tributes to Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, who was assassinated in September. At its heart, the whole thing was essentially an angry tantrum over the elevation of a Latino, Spanish speaking, pro-immigration artist — who many conservatives assumed was not an American citizen — to one of the nation’s biggest stages. The “in America we speak English” halftime show, if you will.
[…]
Despite the posturing and counter-programming by his critics, Bad Bunny’s performance — which highlighted the ties between all nations of the Americas — was well received by pretty much everyone who hadn’t already made up their mind to dislike it ahead of time. As Grammy-winning country artist Kacey Musgraves put it to her fans on X, Benito put on a show that “made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.”'

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It was more the All Rightwing Hateful Racists and Bigots Halftime Show.

Conservatives are certainly obsessed with diving the American people.

The TPUSA Anti-Halftime Show was another embarrassing example of the ignorance and stupidity of conservatives.

Keep in mind Rolling Stone celebrated the Boston Marathon bomber.

 

[struth]

The same people who needed their own half-time are the same people who needed their own water fountain.

The person that was the headliner of the TP halftime show has a kid that's as black as Obama.

Meanwhile, on NBC they had to lead with two different national anthems, one for blacks and one for the rest of the country...clearly NBC believes in segragation, and anyone watching that half time show does too.

 

[MarcATL]

There was a message within the Kid Rock performance, I wouldn't expect any atheist or leftist to get it or understand it. Let them look foolish in their ignorance.

There were like 100 people in attendance, with mostly empty seats.

Streaming was abysmal as well.

Keep relegating yourself to the dregs of racist and bigoted American society guttersnipe.

 

[struth]

Ok. A washed up 00's performer and three nobody acts. Doesn't even really make a "D" list, does it?

My mistake.

Actually they are all pretty popular in their fields. Which I am sure Bad Bunny is. Not sure why you have to put one group of artist down to try and promote another....

 

[citygator]

Damnnnnnnn.

 

[struth]

Damnnnnnnn.

Why would someone want to get married at a half time show? It's a very personal thing

 

[Dogmaphobe]

It's fitting that the only performer TPUSA could get was a washed up, has been from the 00's.

As opposed to the no-talent poser who couldn't not even intone pleasantly, much less sing?

 

[OldFlame]

This is why they didn't translate the lyrics, and I wonder which cute little scene was being shown on the field when he was 'singing' these words?

[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Ayy, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

[Refrain: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Damn, how insane
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Lalalalala; aight)
Move it, move it, move it, move it (Lalalalalalala)
How insane (Lalalalalalala)
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Aight; tra!)
Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1: Randy Nota Loca]
What a lack of respect, mami
How dare you come without panties?
Today you got ready and went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
She came ready already, ready to brush together
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How dare you, mami, to come without panties?




[Interlude: Ñengo Flow & Bad Bunny]
What's up, DJ Orma
What do you think? Fucked up man, hehe
Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana
Tell 'em, Bunny
Ayy, ayy (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: Bad Bunny & Ñengo Flow]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), ayy
If God permits it (That if God permits it), ayy
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), ayy
If God permits it (Yo, yo), ayy

[Verse 2: Ñengo Flow]
Real G, guiding the new generations with the OG one
Galactic style lust
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, mami, was you
I stay killing with the U
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Pu-***** with dick, dick with ass, yes (Push it in)
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Your tits rubbing my nipples (Push it in)
This year I don't want sluts (Push it in)
They see you with a lot of jewels and they want to stay (Push it in)
They see you really active and they want to stay (Push it in)
Because you look hot, because you look hot (Push it in me completely)
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the *****
But let's go to bed to **** you in panties


[Chorus: Randy Nota Loca]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it, yeah-yeah
And today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it (It, it, it, it, it, it)

[Verse 3: Randy Nota Loca, Bad Bunny & Baby Ranks]
(¡Arr-ugh!)
Mami, what do you want? Your shark has arrived
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The ecstasy is already kicking in
The girl bounced while dancing
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Interlude: Bad Bunny]
Ah! I thought it was getting slower
It's all good, all good, we'll start fresh, start fresh
Look at Orma, look at Orma, he's horny
Hahahaha (Hahahaha, hahahaha)


[Verse 4: Bad Bunny]
My dick is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She ***** in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not to make you love me, ayy (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass
He better **** off

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up
Mami, I'll lick it all up
Come down to my house, I'll wear you out, ayy
I'll wear you out
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Mami, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Papi, keep going)
If you smoke weed (Papi, pa-papi)

[Verse 5: Jowell]
Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she ***** well while high
I want to take a selfie with that huge ass (Tra, tra; wow)
Erect, erect, I'm erect, and it shows (Woh, woh)
What are we gonna do with that huge ass? (What?)
In university they're all A, A, A (Tra)
But those tits are C
You are super horny (Woo), mami, I already know (Eh)
I'm also horny (Tra), what are we gonna do? (You know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy with that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

 

[braalian]

What's your point, bigot?

Bigot?

Bigot against what, dudes who haven’t aged well?