Rolling Stone: "Kid Rock Delivers Half-Assed Lip Sync at TPUSA Anti-Halftime Show"

[braalian]

This is why they didn't translate the lyrics, and I wonder which cute little scene was being shown on the field when he was 'singing' these words?

[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Ayy, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

[Refrain: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Damn, how insane
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Lalalalala; aight)
Move it, move it, move it, move it (Lalalalalalala)
How insane (Lalalalalalala)
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Aight; tra!)
Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1: Randy Nota Loca]
What a lack of respect, mami
How dare you come without panties?
Today you got ready and went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
She came ready already, ready to brush together
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How dare you, mami, to come without panties?




[Interlude: Ñengo Flow & Bad Bunny]
What's up, DJ Orma
What do you think? Fucked up man, hehe
Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana
Tell 'em, Bunny
Ayy, ayy (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: Bad Bunny & Ñengo Flow]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), ayy
If God permits it (That if God permits it), ayy
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), ayy
If God permits it (Yo, yo), ayy

[Verse 2: Ñengo Flow]
Real G, guiding the new generations with the OG one
Galactic style lust
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, mami, was you
I stay killing with the U
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Pu-***** with dick, dick with ass, yes (Push it in)
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Your tits rubbing my nipples (Push it in)
This year I don't want sluts (Push it in)
They see you with a lot of jewels and they want to stay (Push it in)
They see you really active and they want to stay (Push it in)
Because you look hot, because you look hot (Push it in me completely)
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the *****
But let's go to bed to **** you in panties


[Chorus: Randy Nota Loca]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it, yeah-yeah
And today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it (It, it, it, it, it, it)

[Verse 3: Randy Nota Loca, Bad Bunny & Baby Ranks]
(¡Arr-ugh!)
Mami, what do you want? Your shark has arrived
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The ecstasy is already kicking in
The girl bounced while dancing
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Interlude: Bad Bunny]
Ah! I thought it was getting slower
It's all good, all good, we'll start fresh, start fresh
Look at Orma, look at Orma, he's horny
Hahahaha (Hahahaha, hahahaha)


[Verse 4: Bad Bunny]
My dick is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She ***** in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not to make you love me, ayy (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass
He better **** off

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up
Mami, I'll lick it all up
Come down to my house, I'll wear you out, ayy
I'll wear you out
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Mami, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Papi, keep going)
If you smoke weed (Papi, pa-papi)

[Verse 5: Jowell]
Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she ***** well while high
I want to take a selfie with that huge ass (Tra, tra; wow)
Erect, erect, I'm erect, and it shows (Woh, woh)
What are we gonna do with that huge ass? (What?)
In university they're all A, A, A (Tra)
But those tits are C
You are super horny (Woo), mami, I already know (Eh)
I'm also horny (Tra), what are we gonna do? (You know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy with that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

Well, not all lyrics can be as wholesome as

I like ’em underage/ See, some say that’s statutory/ But I say it’s mandatory

 

[Lockback]

Bigot?

Bigot against what, dudes who haven’t aged well?

Against conservatives.
Against religious folk.
Against Trump voters
You name it.

 

[citygator]

Why would someone want to get married at a half time show? It's a very personal thing

Kind of cool. Like getting married in space or something novel. Not for me either. I like the good ole' fun of a normal wedding but I get the appeal of something different.

 

[OldFlame]

Well, not all lyrics can be as wholesome as

I like ’em underage/ See, some say that’s statutory/ But I say it’s mandatory

What do those lyrics have to do with the ones I posted?

 

[Captain Creeper]

Didn't even know there was one, but would not have bothered, anyway. I was reading a Michael Connelly novel during half time. I do not speak Spanish.

I have not watched a halftime show since the 1980s.

There were like 100 people in attendance, with mostly empty seats.

Streaming was abysmal as well.

Keep relegating yourself to the dregs of racist and bigoted American society guttersnipe.

Over 5 million viewers.

 

[struth]

Kind of cool. Like getting married in space or something novel. Not for me either. I like the good ole' fun of a normal wedding but I get the appeal of something different.

I mean to each their own and all, but not sure why that's something you think a half time show should include....very weird actually.

 

[Lockback]

Trump and his MAGA Republicans are the most divisive thing in America.

They will be rewarded accordingly come the midterms.

Keep fantasizing.

 

[Captain Creeper]

This is why they didn't translate the lyrics, and I wonder which cute little scene was being shown on the field when he was 'singing' these words?

[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Ayy, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

[Refrain: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Damn, how insane
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Lalalalala; aight)
Move it, move it, move it, move it (Lalalalalalala)
How insane (Lalalalalalala)
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Aight; tra!)
Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1: Randy Nota Loca]
What a lack of respect, mami
How dare you come without panties?
Today you got ready and went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
She came ready already, ready to brush together
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How dare you, mami, to come without panties?




[Interlude: Ñengo Flow & Bad Bunny]
What's up, DJ Orma
What do you think? Fucked up man, hehe
Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana
Tell 'em, Bunny
Ayy, ayy (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: Bad Bunny & Ñengo Flow]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), ayy
If God permits it (That if God permits it), ayy
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), ayy
If God permits it (Yo, yo), ayy

[Verse 2: Ñengo Flow]
Real G, guiding the new generations with the OG one
Galactic style lust
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, mami, was you
I stay killing with the U
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Pu-***** with dick, dick with ass, yes (Push it in)
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Your tits rubbing my nipples (Push it in)
This year I don't want sluts (Push it in)
They see you with a lot of jewels and they want to stay (Push it in)
They see you really active and they want to stay (Push it in)
Because you look hot, because you look hot (Push it in me completely)
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the *****
But let's go to bed to **** you in panties


[Chorus: Randy Nota Loca]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it, yeah-yeah
And today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it (It, it, it, it, it, it)

[Verse 3: Randy Nota Loca, Bad Bunny & Baby Ranks]
(¡Arr-ugh!)
Mami, what do you want? Your shark has arrived
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The ecstasy is already kicking in
The girl bounced while dancing
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Interlude: Bad Bunny]
Ah! I thought it was getting slower
It's all good, all good, we'll start fresh, start fresh
Look at Orma, look at Orma, he's horny
Hahahaha (Hahahaha, hahahaha)


[Verse 4: Bad Bunny]
My dick is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She ***** in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not to make you love me, ayy (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass
He better **** off

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up
Mami, I'll lick it all up
Come down to my house, I'll wear you out, ayy
I'll wear you out
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Mami, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Papi, keep going)
If you smoke weed (Papi, pa-papi)

[Verse 5: Jowell]
Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she ***** well while high
I want to take a selfie with that huge ass (Tra, tra; wow)
Erect, erect, I'm erect, and it shows (Woh, woh)
What are we gonna do with that huge ass? (What?)
In university they're all A, A, A (Tra)
But those tits are C
You are super horny (Woo), mami, I already know (Eh)
I'm also horny (Tra), what are we gonna do? (You know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy with that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

Ahhhh... Fine literature, indeed! It harkens back to Shakespeare, perhaps even Milton. I have not read prose this enchanting since reading the "Slutty Fantasies" stories in "Phat Ghetto Azzzzz!"

 

[braalian]

What do those lyrics have to do with the ones I posted?

The underage/statutory lyrics are from a Kid Rock song

 

[OldFlame]

The underage/statutory lyrics are from a Kid Rock song

So? How does that make any difference as to what was being 'performed' in front of tens of thousands of children yesterday?

 

[bdtex]

Epstein Island aka Kid Rock

 

[OldFlame]

Epstein Island aka Kid Rock

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

Tell me now, baby, is he good to you?
And can he do to you the things that I do?
Oh no, I can take you higher
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

What do those lyrics have to do with the ones I posted?

They're lyrics from a Kid Rock song.

Here's some more..
"I'm an American badass, watch me kick, You can roll with rock or you can suck my dick".

Just what you want the kiddies to listen to.

 

[struth]

Epstein Island aka Kid Rock

It should be as no surprise that the Representative of Epstein Island in the US Congress is a Dem

 

[0311]

Didn't even know there was one, but would not have bothered, anyway. I was reading a Michael Connelly novel during half time. I do not speak Spanish.

Connelly is a favorite of mine, I just finished "Night Shade", his books are the best.

 

[braalian]

So? How does that make any difference as to what was being 'performed' in front of tens of thousands of children yesterday?

Then be a parent and don’t let your kids watch those dangerous Spanish songs on tv of it bugs you so much

 

[OldFlame]

Then be a parent and don’t let your kids watch those dangerous Spanish songs on tv of it bugs you so much

So you think they're dangerous because they're in Spanish?

 

[Zincwarrior]

I think Bad Bunny is performing what he sees for Americas future once the Dems gain power again. Another 10-20M illegals.

He is an American.

 

[shockedcanadian]

He is an American.

So will the 20M illegals allowed to enter under the next Dem administration.

Trump and his team need to codify the illegal entrants to make people held to account. They want America to be "Northern Mexico"

 

[marvin martian]

This is why they didn't translate the lyrics, and I wonder which cute little scene was being shown on the field when he was 'singing' these words?

[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Ayy, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

[Refrain: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Damn, how insane
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Lalalalala; aight)
Move it, move it, move it, move it (Lalalalalalala)
How insane (Lalalalalalala)
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Aight; tra!)
Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1: Randy Nota Loca]
What a lack of respect, mami
How dare you come without panties?
Today you got ready and went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
She came ready already, ready to brush together
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How dare you, mami, to come without panties?




[Interlude: Ñengo Flow & Bad Bunny]
What's up, DJ Orma
What do you think? Fucked up man, hehe
Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana
Tell 'em, Bunny
Ayy, ayy (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: Bad Bunny & Ñengo Flow]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), ayy
If God permits it (That if God permits it), ayy
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), ayy
If God permits it (Yo, yo), ayy

[Verse 2: Ñengo Flow]
Real G, guiding the new generations with the OG one
Galactic style lust
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, mami, was you
I stay killing with the U
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Pu-***** with dick, dick with ass, yes (Push it in)
***** with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Your tits rubbing my nipples (Push it in)
This year I don't want sluts (Push it in)
They see you with a lot of jewels and they want to stay (Push it in)
They see you really active and they want to stay (Push it in)
Because you look hot, because you look hot (Push it in me completely)
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the *****
But let's go to bed to **** you in panties


[Chorus: Randy Nota Loca]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it, yeah-yeah
And today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it (It, it, it, it, it, it)

[Verse 3: Randy Nota Loca, Bad Bunny & Baby Ranks]
(¡Arr-ugh!)
Mami, what do you want? Your shark has arrived
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The ecstasy is already kicking in
The girl bounced while dancing
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Interlude: Bad Bunny]
Ah! I thought it was getting slower
It's all good, all good, we'll start fresh, start fresh
Look at Orma, look at Orma, he's horny
Hahahaha (Hahahaha, hahahaha)


[Verse 4: Bad Bunny]
My dick is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She ***** in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not to make you love me, ayy (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass
He better **** off

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up
Mami, I'll lick it all up
Come down to my house, I'll wear you out, ayy
I'll wear you out
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Mami, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Papi, keep going)
If you smoke weed (Papi, pa-papi)

[Verse 5: Jowell]
Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she ***** well while high
I want to take a selfie with that huge ass (Tra, tra; wow)
Erect, erect, I'm erect, and it shows (Woh, woh)
What are we gonna do with that huge ass? (What?)
In university they're all A, A, A (Tra)
But those tits are C
You are super horny (Woo), mami, I already know (Eh)
I'm also horny (Tra), what are we gonna do? (You know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy with that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

Elmo loved it, the little ******* pervert.