Shit, they haven't won a war since WWII and yet I'm not speaking Korean, Vietnamese, Spanish, or Arabic? How can such a thing be true if the defenders of America lose war after war and yet jack-shit changes here? Remarkable, with them defending my freedom all this time.
I should have been forced to eat kimchi, in a Ho Chi Mihn T-shirt, out of a tortilla, while praising Allah for his blessings long ago and yet here I am all happy as a clam drinking Kentucky bourbon from a bottle written in English. It seems like maybe they weren't protecting my right to grill hot dogs, download porn, and watch Wife-swap after all?