RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn At Chappaquiddick

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RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn At Chappaquiddick
WORLDVIEWS·May 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In a recent podcast interview, presidential candidate RFK Jr. confirmed his official position that every woman should be free to choose to drown her newborn in the Chappaquiddick River.

"It's not the government's job to make reproductive decisions like this," said RFK through a special translator that translated his RFK voice into a regular-person voice. "If a woman wants to poison, dismember, or drunkenly drive her newborn infant into the Chappaquiddick River and leave it there to drown, well, that's none of my business."

RFK's statement comes on the heels of other statements that have made him increasingly unpalatable to Conservatives, including support for DEI, gun control, higher taxes, and eating worm-infested undercooked pork chops.

 

[Votto]

And why is RFK messaging his breasts?

Anyone?

Is it a worm thing?

 

[surada]

And why is RFK messaging his breasts?

Anyone?

Is it a worm thing?

Is this a joke?

 

[Kilroy2]

And why is RFK messaging his breasts?

Anyone?

Is it a worm thing?

Its a distraction thing before they steal your money.

 

[Votto]

Is this a joke?

You don't know, do you. That is the sad part.

That is just where we are as a nation.

 

[JoeB131]

And why is RFK messaging his breasts?

Anyone?

Is it a worm thing?

I see the Right Wing is panicking that Worm-Brain might be challenging Trump for the Crazy Vote.

 

[two_iron]

Not much difference between this RFK lunatic and the stuttering shit clown.... although RFK Jr. probably didn't molest his 11-year old daughter in the shower.

 

[mikegriffith1]

RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn At Chappaquiddick
WORLDVIEWS·May 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

U.S. — In a recent podcast interview, presidential candidate RFK Jr. confirmed his official position that every woman should be free to choose to drown her newborn in the Chappaquiddick River.

"It's not the government's job to make reproductive decisions like this," said RFK through a special translator that translated his RFK voice into a regular-person voice. "If a woman wants to poison, dismember, or drunkenly drive her newborn infant into the Chappaquiddick River and leave it there to drown, well, that's none of my business."

RFK's statement comes on the heels of other statements that have made him increasingly unpalatable to Conservatives, including support for DEI, gun control, higher taxes, and eating worm-infested undercooked pork chops.

You know that Kennedy didn't actually say anything about poisoning, dismembering, and the Chappaquiddick River, right? That was a spoof. His actual position on abortion is almost functionally pro-life. See:

RFK Jr. and Abortion

As most here know, I am ardently pro-life. Yet, I can tolerate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s position on abortion, even though he believes the mother should get to make the final decision at any point in the pregnancy. First and foremost, Kennedy is determined to reduce the number of abortions. He...

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[JoeB131]

You know that Kennedy didn't actually say anything about poisoning, dismembering, and the Chappaquiddick River, right? That was a spoof. His actual position on abortion is almost functionally pro-life. See:

RFK Jr. and Abortion

As most here know, I am ardently pro-life. Yet, I can tolerate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s position on abortion, even though he believes the mother should get to make the final decision at any point in the pregnancy. First and foremost, Kennedy is determined to reduce the number of abortions. He...

www.usmessageboard.com

Anything about aborting Brain Worms?