RFK Announces New Plan To Make Americans Healthier By Pointing And Laughing At Fat Kids

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RFK Announces New Plan To Make Americans Healthier By Pointing And Laughing At Fat Kids
Health·Nov 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Former presidential candidate turned Trump supporter Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Monday that he would make Americans healthy again by pointing and laughing at fat kids.

"Hahaha! Fatty!" RFK Jr. said as he pretended to point off in the distance. "See? Like that."

Media pundits have expressed concern about RFK's methods, pointing out that no one likes being bullied and that it can scar some kids for life.

"Maybe you should lose some weight then, eh tubby?" RFK told Brian Stelter on CNN. "Maybe people would stop calling you a potato if you looked less like a potato, fatty."

Sources later confirmed that Stelter's cholesterol went down by several points after the altercation.

Representatives from the American Medical Association pushed back on RFK for being "a meany head" and advised President-elect Trump to change course. "Pointing and laughing at fat people ignores the underlying reasons for obesity in America. You can't admonish people for being overweight while you eat Big Macs in your ivory tower," said Sandra Eve, a dietician who sits on the AMA's board.

RFK hit back at all naysayers by flexing his muscles and doing push-ups while explaining that he can, in fact, "do whatever I want, chub-chub."

At publishing time, RFK Jr went on The View and successfully shamed Whoopie Goldberg into an eating disorder.

 

[Blaster]

I just laugh at fat women.

 

[luiza]

All fat people are Ugly and if being laughed at upsets them a little , it hurts us , the viewers , much more .

 

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RFK Announces New Plan To Make Americans Healthier By Pointing And Laughing At Fat Kids
Health·Nov 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — Former presidential candidate turned Trump supporter Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Monday that he would make Americans healthy again by pointing and laughing at fat kids.

"Hahaha! Fatty!" RFK Jr. said as he pretended to point off in the distance. "See? Like that."

Media pundits have expressed concern about RFK's methods, pointing out that no one likes being bullied and that it can scar some kids for life.

"Maybe you should lose some weight then, eh tubby?" RFK told Brian Stelter on CNN. "Maybe people would stop calling you a potato if you looked less like a potato, fatty."

Sources later confirmed that Stelter's cholesterol went down by several points after the altercation.

Representatives from the American Medical Association pushed back on RFK for being "a meany head" and advised President-elect Trump to change course. "Pointing and laughing at fat people ignores the underlying reasons for obesity in America. You can't admonish people for being overweight while you eat Big Macs in your ivory tower," said Sandra Eve, a dietician who sits on the AMA's board.

RFK hit back at all naysayers by flexing his muscles and doing push-ups while explaining that he can, in fact, "do whatever I want, chub-chub."

At publishing time, RFK Jr went on The View and successfully shamed Whoopie Goldberg into an eating disorder.

I just love it when I get the response "fake news" when I post satire

FYI, Babylon Bee is the only fake news you can trust.

 

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RFK Announces New Plan To Make Americans Healthier By Pointing And Laughing At Fat Kids
Health·Nov 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — Former presidential candidate turned Trump supporter Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Monday that he would make Americans healthy again by pointing and laughing at fat kids.

"Hahaha! Fatty!" RFK Jr. said as he pretended to point off in the distance. "See? Like that."

Media pundits have expressed concern about RFK's methods, pointing out that no one likes being bullied and that it can scar some kids for life.

"Maybe you should lose some weight then, eh tubby?" RFK told Brian Stelter on CNN. "Maybe people would stop calling you a potato if you looked less like a potato, fatty."

Sources later confirmed that Stelter's cholesterol went down by several points after the altercation.

Representatives from the American Medical Association pushed back on RFK for being "a meany head" and advised President-elect Trump to change course. "Pointing and laughing at fat people ignores the underlying reasons for obesity in America. You can't admonish people for being overweight while you eat Big Macs in your ivory tower," said Sandra Eve, a dietician who sits on the AMA's board.

RFK hit back at all naysayers by flexing his muscles and doing push-ups while explaining that he can, in fact, "do whatever I want, chub-chub."

At publishing time, RFK Jr went on The View and successfully shamed Whoopie Goldberg into an eating disorder.

LOL. I had my finger all ready to hit that fake news button until I saw this was the Babylon Bee.

Seriously though I think RFK Jr will be tasked with doing what is reasonable to get the poisons out of our meds and food supply. Fast food, junk food, processed food is making us a much unhealthier people. The government cannot and should not ban that of course, but it can identify and ban the most harmful additives and such as much of Europe has done.

 

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LOL. I had my finger all ready to hit that fake news button until I saw this was the Babylon Bee.

Seriously though I think RFK Jr will be tasked with doing what is reasonable to get the poisons out of our meds and food supply. Fast food, junk food, processed food is making us a much unhealthier people. The government cannot and should not ban that of course, but it can identify and ban the most harmful additives and such as much of Europe has done.

This is then satire forum, right?

 

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This is then satire forum, right?

Yep. Though I don't always check the forum before I read the OP.

 

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LOL. I had my finger all ready to hit that fake news button until I saw this was the Babylon Bee.

Seriously though I think RFK Jr will be tasked with doing what is reasonable to get the poisons out of our meds and food supply. Fast food, junk food, processed food is making us a much unhealthier people. The government cannot and should not ban that of course, but it can identify and ban the most harmful additives and such as much of Europe has done.

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I love everything the Bee does!


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Do they need to call them "Fatty fatty 2X4"?