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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon

'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
Will Rogers

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman

Now see, I didn't even know that Roosevelt was on Twitter.

THIS is why I love USMB!

Don't and won't have a Twitter or Facebook account.

 

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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon

'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
Will Rogers

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman

Now see, I didn't even know that Roosevelt was on Twitter.

THIS is why I love USMB!

Don't and won't have a Twitter or Facebook account.

You don't need a twitter account to go there, search for someone interesting, say Conan O'Brien, and grab a funny.

 

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Ha!

 

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Referring to former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, on Andrea Mitchell Reports:

 

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